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Spring Troupe

Sakuya Sakuma - Big Bros
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Let's act as brothers.
Sakuya: Can I be the big bro?
Sakuya: We ended up switching roles...
Tsuzuru: I guess I need to practice more....
Veludo Park
Sakuya: I don't recall playing in the park much when I was little.
Tsuzuru: For real?!
Tsuzuru: I played in the park with my little bros like every day!
Sakuya: You're a great big brother!
Veludo Library
Sakuya: You're like the big brother of the Spring Troupe!
Tsuzuru: I don't want any of those guys as little brothers but you.
Sakuya: If the Spring Troupe were siblings, Itaru would be the oldest.
Tsuzuru: So I'm the longsuffering middle child with 2 older bros who're both messes?
Masumi Usui - Like Brothers
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: All right, I'll start the skit. Hey, wake up!!
Masumi: Zzz... Zzz...
Masumi: I miss the director...
Tsuzuru: Yeah, yeah. Let's go home, then.
Veludo Park
Masumi: Tsuzuru, there's this role I really wanna do.
Tsuzuru: Oh? That's rare. What?
Masumi: I wanna play the director's husband.
Tsuzuru: I knew it. You're skipping to marriage?!
Veludo Library
Masumi: I want to disappear... I can't bear living anymore.
Tsuzuru: Are you still upset about the director getting mad at you?
Tsuzuru: Should I buy her a curry roll on the way home?
Masumi: Sure.
Itaru Chigasaki - Give Me Your Phone
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Will you please put your phone away?
Itaru: Can I use it as a prop?
Tsuzuru: You really used it as a prop... Props to you, man...
Itaru: And I used up my stamina too ♪
Veludo Park
Itaru: Wanna try a gacha pull?
Tsuzuru: You won't get a rare card through me.
Itaru: Whoa, total trash pull. You're a real winner, Tsuzuru.
Tsuzuru: I don't even know what happened, but I'm annoyed.
Veludo Library
Itaru: Hang on- EXP x3 fever just started.
Tsuzuru: Yeah, yeah. Can we start?
Itaru: You look tired. Wanna talk about it?
Tsuzuru: Whose fault do you think it is?!
Citron - Mankai Comedy Duo
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Why are you wearing a bowtie?
Citron: Today isn't street comedy?
Tsuzuru: Tsuzuru, your jokes are an artillery-grade human cook!
Citron: That's an insult to cooks!
Veludo Park
Citron: Tsuzuru! Give me your best, classic "what the heck?"!
Tsuzuru: I'm not saying it. ...And what do you mean by classic?
Citron: Ohh! Your head is like coffee pudding, Tsuzuru!
Tsuzuru: What the heck?!
Veludo Library
Citron: Tsuzuru, the key to a good routine is to say, "Eh, fuhgeddaboudit"!
Tsuzuru: Where do you get these from?
Citron: Tsuzuru, you are improving so much!
Tsuzuru: I never wanted to!
Chikage Utsuki - Crazy Story Generator
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Hm...
Chikage: Something on your mind, Tsuzuru? I can lend an ear.
Tsuzuru: I've been looking over my notes for new ideas, but they're all so cliche.
Chikage: If you're in need of inspiration, I can offer a few ideas.
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: Can you name the biggest failure you've ever witnessed on the job?
Chikage: One time, a package went missing and lost the company 10 million yen.
Tsuzuru: I could barely focus on our skit...TEN MILLION YEN?
Chikage: I mean, I didn't say it happened to me. I watched it on an in-flight movie.
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: You were just talking to some boy from a different country. You know him?
Chikage: He's an informant gathering data on this area. He's actually older than me.
Tsuzuru: Now way, he was totally a kid...Wait, what's this about an informant?!
Chikage: Haha. Feel free to use this in one of your plays.

Summer Troupe

Tenma Sumeragi - Income Inequality
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Hey, just out of curiosity... How much allowance do you get?
Tenma: Allowance? For one month, I get...
Tenma: You're that shocked?
Tsuzuru: I never should've asked... Celeberties are incredible...
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: Oh hey, a candy store. I used to get 50 yen to spend there every day.
Tenma: 50 yen? What can you even buy with 50 yen?
Tsuzuru: Wanna check out the candy store? Then you'll see what 50 yen can buy.
Tenma: All right. Might as well get some candy for the Summer Troupe.
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: Hm, so your signature is worth XX yen...
Tenma: What are you plotting...
Tsuzuru: When I'm strapped for cash, can I sell your autograph? Haha, just kidding.
Tenma: ...You're weren't kidding at all, were you?!
Yuki Rurikawa - Sharp Tongue & Sandbag
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Let's do do a period piece today. My role is...
Yuki: Villager C. Got it.
Tsuzuru: I can't believe you really called me Villager C! Out loud!
Yuki: Pretty good for improv though, right?
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: The lunch I made was really yummy, right?
Yuki: Eh, it was okay. Tasted pretty prosaic.
Tsuzuru: What does that even mean?!
Yuki: That it was bland. You need to up your vocabulary.
Veludo Library
Yuki: Make sure you have a presence, okay?
Tsuzuru: I'll do my best to stand out!
Yuki: How many times so I have to tell you? You're Villager C.
Tsuzuru: What do you think I am, a sandbag?
Muku Sakisaka - Vetern Librarians
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Muku, are you on any committies?
Muku: I've been on the library committee for 3 years.
Tsuzuru: Must be easy. All you have to do is sit at the counter.
Muku: You can hide and eat snacks, too.
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: In junior high all I read were manga biographies...
Muku: I love those! They're pretty interesting, huh?
Tsuzuru: I find the smell of the library so comforting.
Muku: I know!! Makes you wanna stay there a long time.
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: This library has a huge selection.
Muku: They even have Arisu's poetry!
Tsuzuru: Ah, I need some documents. Wonder if they have them here.
Muku: What doucments? I'll help you look.
Misumi Ikaruga - No More Mr. Triangles
Veludo Station
Misumi: If you try real hard, I'll give you a Super Mr. Triangle!
Tsuzuru: I'm cool, thanks...
Misumi: Too bad! No more Super Mr. Triangle for you!
Tsuzuru: Why do I feel so mad? I didn't even want it!
Veludo Park
Misumi: Think we can get Super Mr. Triangle today?
Tsuzuru: Why do I want this so bad... No, you know what? No. I'm good.
Misumi: Good job! You get a normal Mr. Triangle!
Tsuzuru: Not Super?!
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: What's a Super Mr. Triangle anyway?
Misumi: It's a Super Mister Triangle.
Misumi: Too bad! I think Super Mr. Triangle might be out of stock!
Tsuzuru: What do you mean, "might be"?!
Kazunari Miyoshi - Former Schoolmates
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: You haven't changed at all since high school, Miyoshi...
Kazunari: You're still just as plain as you were back then!
Kazunari: I'm so glad you invited me to join the troupe!
Tsuzuru: I didn't think you'd actually say yes...
Veludo Park
Kazunari: Tsuzuroon, did you have a GF in high school?
Tsuzuru: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't... Don't wanna say.
Kazunari: C'mon, Tsuzuroon... Gimme the deets!
Tsuzuru: Give it up already. I ain't spilling.
Veludo Library
Kazunari: Tsuzuroon, you were super popular with the girls in my class, you know!
Tsuzuru: F-For real?!
Kazunari: Yeah, you got voted the guy who they'd most want to be their little bro!
Tsuzuru: THAT'S what you mean by popular?!
Kumon Hyodo - Looking for a Baseball Buddy
Veludo Station
Kumon: Man, I really wish I could play some ball...
Tsuzuru: I know, why don't we make our street act about baseball, then?
Kumon: You know so much about baseball, Tsuzuru!
Tsuzuru: Well, I kinda had to learn a lot write the Summer Troupe's play and all.
Veludo Park
Kumon: Tsuzuru! Let's start a baseball club together!
Tsuzuru: Sorry, I'm in the soccer club already, so...
Kumon: Why not do both? Y'know, like a jack-of-all-trades and stuff!
Tszuru: Both?! There's no way I could take it...I'm barely hanging on as it is...
Veludo Library
Kumon: Would you join if baseball club membership included snacks?!
Tsuzuru: Why are you trying to reel me in like a fish?! More than that, why me?!
Kumon: Kazu said you'd be great since you're used to wearing different hats!
Tsuzuru: Miyoshi did?! And he was talking about my part time jobs, not sports!


Autumn Troupe

Banri Settsu - Easy vs. Hard Mode
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: ...How much is your monthly allowance?
Banri: Allowance? I don't get one.
Tsuzuru: So you're living off your part-time job too, huh?
Banri: Got a credit card. No cash needed.
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: You should get a part-time job. It's good life experience.
Banri: I wouldn't mind, as long as it had some substance to it.
Tsuzuru: Let me know if there's one you're interested in. I'll help you out.
Banri: Yeah, sure.
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: Have you ever been broke? Like, really?
Banri: Hmm... Nope.
Tsuzuru: I wish my life was on Super Ultra Easy Mode.
Banri: Not gonna lie, pretty jealous you life's on Hard Mode.
Hyodo Juza - Delinquent Little Bro
Veludo Station
Juza: …..
Tsuzuru: I know you're nervous, but don't just glare at the audience.
Tsuzuru: Want some ice cream on the way back?
Juza: Yeah.
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: You seem like you've gone through so much in life.
Juza: Never really thought of it that way.
Tsuzuru: You've got the face of someone who bottles things up inside.
Juza: ??? What kinda face is that?
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: You look mean, but you're surprisingly cute.
Juza: No one's ever told me that before...
Tsuzuru: Now I know why Omi always wants to make you treats.
Tsuzuru: ???
Taichi Nanao - Big Bros
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Hey Taichi, you're the oldest kid at home, right?
Taichi: Yup, sure am! Maybe I'll take over your role as the big bro, too!
Tsuzuru: You're totally a little bro! Don't step on my turf!
Taichi: Everyone wants to be the big bro! Gotta have ambition!
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: Being a big bro means you get used to putting up with stuff.
Taichi: Right? That's why I want an older girlfriend who'll spoil me rotten!
Tsuzuru: Are girls all you care about?
Taichi: Better than being permanently friend-zoned like you!
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: Feel like we're cut from the same cloth.
Taichi: I don't wanna be part of your cloth!
Tsuzuru: Now I wanna see my real brothers at home.
Taichi: I wanna see my little sister.
Omi Fushimi - Yosei Uni Kitchen Dwellers
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: What's for dinner?
Omi: Minestrone soup and chicken confit.
Tsuzuru: You sure Kamekichi's cool with us having chicken again?
Omi: Ah, now that you mention it, that is a delicate subject for him...
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: I'm in charge of lunch today. It's lettuce fried rice.
Omi: Your fried rice is really good. Not too sticky.
Omi: I'll make dessert. Almond pudding okay?
Tsuzuru: Everyone's gonna be psyched to hear we got dessert!
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: If the director went out shopping...
Omi: ...That means tonight's curry.
Tsuzuru: I think it's mutton curry tonight.
Omi: At least her curry is always really good.
Sakyo Furuichi - Movie Appreciators
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: I watched that movie you told me about, it was super good.
Sakyo: I'm glad you liked it. Hope it helps with the scripts.
Tsuzuru: Can I come over and borrow more DVDs?
Sakyo: Sure, anytime.
Veludo Park
Sakyo: I found a place where we can rent a theater room.
Tsuzuru: Ohh, awesome! Let's check it out soon!
Tsuzuru: I wish we had a theater room in the dorm!
Sakyo: It wouldn't be a waste of funds... Maybe someday.
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: Ever get the urge to watch a bad B movie?
Sakyo: I recommend the one where the giant crayfish takes over the world.
Tsuzuru: Let's have a B movie marathon soon.
Sakyo Good idea. I'll let the others know.
Azami Izumida - Stage Makeup Brainstorming
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: You have any ideas about what kind of makeup you want to do for our plays?
Azami: ...I wanna do something really over the top.
Azami: Like visual kei or-
Tsuzuru: We are NOT doing visual kei!
Veludo Park
Azami: What about like...kabuki actors who rap?
Tsuzuru: That's a...fresh idea.
Azami: How about a soccer-themed kabuki?
Tsuzuru: Let's just...not do any kabuki, okay?
Veludo Library
Azami: ...What about something with ghosts?
Tsuzuru: Nice. It's got a different feel from zombies, so it could work!
Azami: Make that shitty old man the guy who gets possessed.
Tsuzuru: Can you quit trying to get me to write your grudges?

Winter Troupe

Tsumugi Tsukioka - Screenplay Consultant
Veludo Station
Tsumugi: Are you making good progress on the script?
Tsuzuru: Eh, not exactly...
Tsumugi: Let me know if you need any advice.
Tsuzuru: I'd love that. I always appreciate hearing your opinions.
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: Tasuku won't give me any good feedback...
Tsumugi: He's not the praising type. He's enjoying your scripts, though.
Tsuzuru: I'll study my butt off and gent even better.
Tsumugi: Good luck.
Veludo Library
Tsumugi: I can't wait to see what role I get next.
Tsuzuru: I wanna give you a role that's completely opposite from your image.
Tsuzuru: I bet you'd be great in a female role...
Tsumugi: What?! I'd be too shy... But I'd still try hard to get it down.
Tasuku Takato - Former Gas Station Workers
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Have you ever worked at a gas station?
Tasuku: Yeah, when I was in school.
Tsuzuru: Ah, so when I saw "Takato" written on the schedule, it was you!
Tasuku: Never thought I'd run into a former co-worker here...
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: My favorite thing was doing the oil change.
Tasuku: I always liked seeing how quickly I could get them out .
Tsuzuru: Gas station work was kinda tough, but it was fun once you got ysed to it.
Tasuku: Yeah, it was a good job. Got lots of practice projecting, too.
Veludo Library
Tsuzuru: Wanna go visit our old job sometime?
Tasuku: Sure. I can drive us there.
Tsuzuru: What if we did a skit set at a gas station?
Tasuku Might be pretty surreal. Make me the lead.
Hisoka Mikage - Personal Taxi
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Crap... I forget the marshmallows...
Hisoka: Zzz…
Tsuzuru: I guess I'll have to carry you home...
Hisoka: Snore...Zzz...
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: I brought the marshmallows today! Annnd he's asleep already.
Hisoka: Zzz...
Tsuzuru: I think I've got the hang of carrying him now...
Hisoka: Zzz...Zzz...
Veludo Library
Hisoka: Arisu said you're in charge of my transportation.
Tsuzuru: He did?!
Hisoka: Thanks for the...lift...zzz...
Tsuzuru: I'm not a taxi, okay?!
Homare Arisugawa - Mankai Literature Club
Veludo Station
Homare: Why don't we do a public reading?
Tsuzuru: Sure. That'll be good acting practice.
Homare: Might I suggest reading one of my-
Tsuzuru: Ah, nevermind. I'm not doing this.
Veludo Park
Homare: I'd like more people to join the literacy club.
Tsuzuru: I bet Muku or Sakyo would join.
Homare: I'll have to hold a public reading of my poems to recruit more members...
Tsuzuru: You never give up, do you...
Veludo Library
Homare: Writer's block? This book can help, I think.
Tsuzuru: Thanks... Wait, these are just your poems!
Homare: My new collection will win all the awards, I'm sure! ♪
Tsuzuru: I wish some of your confidence would rub off on me. Just a bit.
Azuma Yukishiro - Need A Part Time Job?
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Crap...I'm gonna run out of money for the month...
Azuma: Oh? Want me to tell you about a good part-time job?
Azuma: It's really simple, shifts are flexible, and it pays well.
Tsuzuru: Why does this sound suspicious?
Veludo Park
Tsuzuru: Remember that really good part-time job you told me about? What was it?
Azuma: Hehe. A professional cuddler! You can follow in my footsteps! ♪
Tsuzuru: Yeah, I'm not the guy for this kinda thing.
Azuma: It's easy. You listen to your client, then sleep with them all night long.
Veludo Library
Azuma: Would you like to follow in my footsteps?
Tsuzuru: First you were just gonna get me a hob, now I'm gonna be your successor?!
Azuma: You're really not going to try it? The hourly wage is XXX...
Tszuru: H-Hang on, let me think about it...
Guy - Present and Future Attendant?
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Being Citron's attendant sounds like a difficult job.
Guy: I have been doing so since I was young. I am already used to it.
Guy: I hear that your time caring for Citronia has been difficult.
Tsuzuru: It has...Wait, that should be present tense.
Veludo Station
Tsuzuru: Being around Citron involves a lot of me shooting down his crazy remarks...
Guy: You must have great skill as both a scriptwriter and voice of reason.
Guy: Citronia once told me to catch a man-faced fish. I searched far and wide...
Tsuzuru: Gee, I guess I've had it easy this whole time...
Veludo Library
Guy: I am sure you would be a highly capable attendant, Minagi.
Tsuzuru: That isn't something I was eve hoping to hear...
Guy: How about moving to Zafra to take up the job?
Tsuzuru: I'll pass.

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