Normal Home Screen Quotes[]
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| Occassion | Line | Audio |
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| Morning | Quit lazing around and get your ass in gear. If you’re not up in 5 there’ll be hell to pay. | 
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| Noon | Sakoda, that idiot… doesn’t he get bored following me around 24/7? |
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| Evening | Weren’t you supposed to be tired? I swear... So? What do you want me to do for you? |
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| Night | You look spent. Guess some praise wouldn’t hurt. ...You did well today. |
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| Regular | What's your plan? You have one, right? |
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| Regular | Enough with the yakuza crap. I’m getting real tired of it. |
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| Regular | Who do you think you’re starin’ at? |
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| Regular | Try touching my glasses and leaving your fingerprints over them just for a single moment. And I'll kill you in an instant. |
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| Regular | Simplicity. Frugality. Temperance. Burn it into your mind. |
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| Regular | Think you can do whatever you like when I’m not looking? Get ready for some payback. |
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| Regular | Any slackers can leave. I came here to act, not dick around. |
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| Regular | So you have no idea how this comes across? That's even worse, in a way... |
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| Regular | Quit touching my moles. I assure you, there's nothing intresting about them. |
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Special Days Quotes[]
| Occassion | Line | Audio |
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| 1st Anniversary | A year ago I never would've thought I'd be spending my days like this. Looking forward to more. |
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| 2nd Anniversary | I'll stay here for a while. It's only been 2 years but...it kind of makes you emotional. |
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| Valentine’s Day 2020 | Valentine's Day... Completely forgot about it. Doesn't mean I don't want them. ...Thanks. |
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| Valentine’s Day 2021 | I don't care much for sweet stuff, but if it's made by you I'll make an exception. ...Thanks. |
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| White Day 2020 | It isn't much, but these are for last month. I hope they suit your taste. |
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| White Day 2021 | These chocolates are sweeter than last year's. I dunno how I know that, I just do. They're good. |
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| April Fool’s Day 2020 | Settsu and Hyodo have come a long way. Hopefully the troupe will see some peace. |
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| April Fool’s Day 2021 | Fanservice isn't all bad. But I'm the exception. I'd better not hear you talking too casually. |
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| Children's Day 2020 | Sakoda dropped off this huge carp streamer. Where the hell am I supposed to put this? |
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| Children's Day 2021 | There are lots of weird koi nobori around, but I can't say I mind. Being here's gotten me used to it. |
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| Tanabata 2020 | Wishes aren't my thing. You should know that more than anyone, right? |
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| Tanabata 2021 | Sakoda made way too much chirashizushi. Help him out by taking some off his hands. |
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| Last Day of Summer Break 2020 | Once summer is over, it's time for the Autumn Troupe to shine. You like Autumn, right? |
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| Last Day of Summer Break 2021 | Autumn is coming after this. The changing seasons bring back a lot of memories. |
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| Halloween 2019 | Wait, you're planning on walking outside like this? Absolutely not. We're staying put here. |
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| Halloween 2020 | This? It's Dracula. Sakoda got it for me. Apparently he's dressing up as a bat this year. |
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| Halloween 2021 | You have courage, playing a trick on me. Give it your best shot. You never know unless you try. |
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| Christmas 2019 | Everyone's making more of a ruckus than usual. Can't say I hate it, though. |
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| Christmas 2020 | Merry Christmas. As crowded and noisy as it is, spending Christmas like this isn't bad. |
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| New Year 2019 | I'd better not see anyone getting lazy now. New Years vacation doesn't last forever. |
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| New Year 2020 | A shrine visit's a must during the new year. Will you come with me? ...I'll lend you a kimono. |
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Birthday Quotes[]
2019
| Birthday | Line | Birthday |
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| Player’s Birthday | Happy Birthday. Now get a few years older so you can finally catch up to me. Just kidding. |
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For Crissakes, Fushimi. It's your birthday. Quit bustling about and just enjoy the celebration. |
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No point in making big deal about gaining a year but...I guess every now and then ain't bad. |
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Tsukioka. Have a little more confidence, will ya? ...You still have all the time in the world. |
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Mikage...I don't care if it's your damn birthday, who gave you permission to sleep on my lap? |
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2020[]
| Birthday | Line | Birthday |
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| Player’s Birthday | Happy Birthday. Now get a few years older so you can finally catch up to me. Just kidding. |
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Everything started with you, Sakuma. Thanks for that. |
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Usui's all over you today. But it's his birthday, so I'll keep quiet about it. |
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It's your birthday today, Minagi? I appreciate your work, but quit passing out all the time. |
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Chigasaki, are you still acting like some elite salesman at work? You're somethin' else. |
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I swear, sometimes I have no clue what Citron's thinking... Ah, I'm talking about mah-jong here. |
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All of that talent at such a young age... I need to get on Sumeragi's level. |
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It's Rurikawa's birthday? Guess it might be time to raise the costume budget a bit. |
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I still don't know what the Shoujo Manga Club is about, but I'll join you. Let's go, Sakisaka. |
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Someone's making a racket...it's Ikaruga, isn't it? I'll let him off easy today, but only today. |
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You want me to celebrate your birthday, Miyoshi? How about a round of mah-jong, then. |
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Settsu's present? I don't know what to do for him except handcuff him to Hyodo again. |
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Hyodo, if you keep loving the stage like you do, it'll pay off. Don't you dare give up. |
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Quit yappin', Nanao. If you want attention, get your act together the rest the year. |
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Happy Birthday, Fushimi. Since you first started, you've really come into your own as an actor. |
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I guess growing older with you and the others like this isn't too bad. ...Thanks. |
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...Compared to when you were still a little brat, you've gotten big. Happy Birthday, boy. |
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For Tsukioka's birthday, maybe I'll take some alcohol over to his room. Takato'll be there, at least. |
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So it's Takato's birthday, huh. I could really learn a lot from the powerful way he performs. |
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Happy Birthday, Mikage. How about working on sleeping in an actual bed this year? |
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Arisugawa's birthday poems? There's no way in hell I'm gonna spend my day listening to them. |
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Yukishiro, I know I'm younger than you and all, but knock it off with calling me cute already. |
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2021[]
| Birthday | Line | Audio |
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| Player’s Birthday | Happy Birthday. Our age gap isn't getting any narrower, but it makes things interesting. |
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Happy Birthday, Sakuma. You've improved a lot since then. Don't forget your passion for acting. |
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Today's Usui's birthday... I know he's younger, but adults have their own charms, right? |
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Happy Birthday, Minagi. I'm counting on you to write up some more great plays. |
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Chigasaki's birthday, huh. He's got it tough, balancing being an office work and an actor. It's hard work. |
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Happy Birthday, Citron. Heard you want to go to an onsen? Hope that dream of yours comes true. |
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It's Utsuki's birthday, huh? I'll overlook that one incident, but I refuse to wear color lenses. |
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Happy Birthday, Sumeragi. Your stage fighting's come a long way. You really are a pro. |
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Happy Birthday, Rurikawa. I admire your passion for the costumes, but stick to the damn budget. |
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Happy Birthday, Sakisaka. There's a new volume out for that one series. I'll buy it for you later. |
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Happy Birthday, Ikaruga. Your physical abilities could come in handy for the Autumn Troupe... |
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Happy Birthday, Miyoshi. I'll acknowledge your design skills, but knock it off with that nickname... |
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Happy Birthday, Hyodo Jr. How about we play some cat's cradle today? |
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You've still got a ways to go, but you've definitely grown some. Congrats on another year, Settsu. |
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Happy Birthday. You've grown from when you first started. Your brother has a lot to learn from you. |
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Happy Birthday, Nanao. I'm fine with just Sakoda...but increasing my lackeys by one wouldn't hurt. |
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How many times have I celebrated with that kid? ...But he's grown up well. Happy Birthday. |
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Happy Birthday, Takato. I might start working out to perform better on stage. Got any advice? |
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For Arisugawa's birthday, I'll do the tea party, but I'll pass on the poems... I'm joking. |
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Happy Birthday. I've definitely found more drinking buddies here. Cheers, Yukishiro. |
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Happy Birthday, Guy. Want to get Fushimi to make us gingko and shiokara to go with drinks? |
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2022[]
| Birthday | Line | Audio |
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| Player’s Birthday | Happy Birthday. Isn't it about time you caught up to me in age? ...Just kidding. |
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Practice Quotes[]
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| Gotta keep at this each day to get better. |
| Settsu has no clue what it takes to be a leader. |
| Juza's a though guy...but that's how he shows he cares. |
| All Nanao seems to care about is being popular. |
| Fushimi is too fussy about everyone's needs. But we need someone like that. |
| Who does that boy think he is, acting like an adult...he's still a cheeky little brat. |
| If you're gonna use props, use them well. |
| Turn off the lights when you're not in the room! |
| This line could do with some ad libbing. |
| It's just like the old days... |
| This script's not too bad. All that's left is bringing this role to life. |
| Tell me what you think about this. |
| This place is full of some real naive fools...it ain't bad, though. |
| Time is money. Don't waste either. |
| Got so much to improve on... |
Other Quotes[]
| Occassion | Line | Audio |
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| Downloading Screen | It's still loading. I swear...just stay still and wait for the thing to finish already. |
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| Voice Volume | I'm checking the volume now. Hey, Sakoda, you hear me? |
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| SSR Spoken Tryouts Line |
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| 1 on 1 Practice | It's just a matter of focusing and doing the job right. That's it. |
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| Special Training | Training? You'd better keep up. |
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| Blooming | Buh-buh-Blooming. ...For the love of... Is there any reason we're saying this? |
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| Ultimate Blooming | You worked hard on this curry. Of course it's delicious. |
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| Earn Cash Intro | I won't go even a second over. Leave it to me. |
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| Earn Cash Outro | It was pretty well-received. We finished just as planned, so quit worrying. |
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| Dissmiss Actor | Short as it was, it was good, living out my dream... It was good meeting you again, too. |
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| Show succeeded | Not bad, I guess. |
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| Show failed | We need to get our asses in gear. |
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| Improv Act succeeded |
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| Skills used in Show |
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| 4th Play (2nd Anniversary) | I don't know who the hell you are, but you must have some guts to show yourself here. |
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| 5th Play (2nd Anniversary) | The buns forged from the Grand Ultimate Mantou Fist are second to none. Do you wish to learn this art? |
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| Full SP Notification | Your SP is full. Pay attention, because this show will be a success. | |
| Full LP Notification | You've got full LP. Quit wasting it and head to practice. |