The following is a transcript of the backstage story "Role study: Alex" from the card Usui Masumi N 【Alex in Wonderland】
Role Study: Alex | |
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Masumi | A college student... |
Omi | You seem deep in thought. What's up? |
Kazunari | C'mon Omimi! Isn't it obvious? It's 'cuz he's in looooove! Say cheese! |
Masumi | Quit taking pictures without my permission. I don't have time for you two, anyway. |
Kazunari | Dang, why you always gotta be so cold, Massu? |
Masumi | ...Hey. You count as a college student, right? |
Omi | 'You count', he says... |
Kazunari | We're college bros all the way, dude! Why? You got some burning questions about campus life? |
Masumi | I'm playing a college student in our next play, but I'm having a hard time getting into character. |
Omi | Ah, right. You're still in high school. |
Masumi | What's it like, being a college student? |
Omi | That's a hard one to answer... |
Kazunari | Oooh! Me, me! Pick me! |
Masumi | ...I doubt you're going to say anything helpful, but go ahead. |
Kazunari | Aw, c'mon. I'm gonna be REAL helpful! Okay, so here's a day in the life of a college student: First I wake up and check my phone, right? |
Read my email- aww yeah, my first class of the day is cancelled! Then I actually go to my next class and take it like a boss. | |
After that, my crew and I have a selfie competition while we eat lunch! Hey, I look pretty sweet in this one! Definitely puttin' that one on Instablam! | |
Kay, so then after my afternoon classes I gotta hit up some group dates, right? So I throw on my freshest threads so I can look good for the ladies and it's go time! | |
Masumi | ...... |
What about you? | |
Omi | Me? |
Kazunari | Stop ignoring me, Massu! |
Omi | Hmm... Well, first I go to all my lectures at school. |
Then when I'm done, I head over to my club to meet with the others. | |
Kazunari | Oh right, you're in the photography club! |
Omi | Yeah. After that, I make my way to the grocery store, and I plan the menu for dinner. Ah- after checking the weekly sales first, of course. |
I go back home, prepare dinner, wash the dishes after we're all done, and then finish the felting I started the night before. | |
Kazunari | Hang on a sec. ...Is it just me, or was the second part of this story a little weird? |
Masumi | You're a housewife... |
Omi | You think so? Seems normal to me. |
Kazunari | Dude, he's got no clue!! |
Masumi | Talking to both of you was a total waste of time. I'm gonna go ask Tsuzuru. |
Kazunari | Why didn't ya just do that in the first place?! |