Spring Troupe[]
| Sakuya Sakuma - Hana High Boys | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Sakuya | Did you do your homework? |
| Masumi | Already done. |
| Sakuya | Done already?! I haven't even started... |
| Masumi | It cuts into my time with her |
| Veludo Park | |
| Sakuya | Hey, Masumi who's teaching your class? |
| Masumi | Forgot their name. Anyone who's not her doesn't matter. |
| Sakuya | If our director were a teacher she'd be the most popular on in school. |
| Masumi | She would. But I don't wan to share her with anyone else. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Sakuya | The principal wouldn't stop talking at this morning's assembly... |
| Masumi | Wouldn't know. I was asleep. |
| Masumi | I could listen to the director talk for hours. |
| Sakuya | You sure love her, don't you? |
| Tsuzuru Minagi - Like Brothers | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | All right, I'll start the skit. Hey, wake up!! |
| Masumi Usui | Zzz...Zzz... |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | I miss the director... |
| Masumi Usui | Yeah, yeah. Let's go home, then. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Masumi Usui | Tsuzuru, there's this role I really wanna do. |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | Oh? That's rare. What? |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | I wanna play the director's husband. |
| Masumi Usui | I knew it. You're skipping to marriage?! |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | I want to disappear... I can't bear living anymore. |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | Are you still upset about the director getting mad at you? |
| Masumi Usui | Should I buy her a curry roll on the way home? |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | Sure. |
| Itaru Chigasaki - No Fraternizing Policy | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | If she isn't here, what's the point. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | How about imagining everyone here is her? |
| Masumi Usui | Masumi, you ever heard of fan service? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Nope. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You've got a nice face. You should really smile more. |
| Masumi Usui | Why?
I smile smile for the director, though. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Why do you put up a front like that? Isn't it tiring? |
| Masumi Usui | Haha. You'll figure it out when you're older. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | I can't imagine you as a prince. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Yeah, same. |
| Masumi Usui | What? Maintenance again?! Screw this shit. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I feel sorry for any girl who thinks you're a prince. |
| Citron - The Terror of Citron | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Citron | Poor Masumi... the director didn't allow you into her room again today... |
| Masumi Usui | ?! Were you spying on me again? |
| Masumi Usui | I am always lurking behind everyone's backs! |
| Citron | That just sounds like a horror movie. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Citron | I want to become an urban legend!! |
| Masumi Usui | You're halfway there, lurking behind our backs like that. |
| Masumi Usui | I shall be even scarier than Big Feets! |
| Citron | ...It's Big Foot. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Citron | Jason in the wall, Bloody Mary in the mirror, Citron behind your back... |
| Masumi Usui | Knock it off. |
| Masumi Usui | You better watch out...you better watch out...♪ |
| Citron | I just got the chills. |
| Chikage Utsuki - Magic Teacher and Student | ||
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| Veludo Station | ||
| Masumi: | ...Chikage, I have a request. | |
| Chikage: | What is it? I have a feeling I already know, though. | |
| Masumi: | Teach me more magic tricks. I'm gonna master them all for her. | |
| Chikage: | Knew it. All right, I can teach you some more. | |
| Veludo Park | ||
| Chikage: | What kind of trick is good? We could use cards, coins, ro... | |
| Masumi: | Ro? | |
| Masumi: | You trailed off before. What did you mean by "ro"? | |
| Chikage: | Nothing. ...I fear for the director's life if we bring ropes into this. | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Chikage: | Masumi, did you show the director the tricks you learned? How'd it go? | |
| Masumi: | She laughed a lot. Teach me more. | |
| Masumi: | I wanna do something flashy next time. With some rope. | |
| Chikage: | ...Something flashy, huh. I'll look into it. | |
Summer Troupe[]
| Tenma Sumeragi - Latchkey Kids | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | The director scolded me for not telling her I was home. We're married. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | I'm just gonna ignore that last part. |
| Masumi Usui | It's weird knowing someone's waiting at home for you. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | I know, right? |
| Veludo Park | |
| Masumi Usui | ...She's gonna get home soon, so I gotta go. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | H-how do you know? ...Don't tell me. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | I'm gonna be the first one to tell her ""welcome home"". |
| Masumi Usui | Hey, we're nowhere near our target! You stay here! |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | I want the director to welcome me back home for the rest of my life. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | Is this a proposal or something? |
| Tenma Sumeragi | I've already decided how I'm proposing to her. I'm not telling you, though. |
| Masumi Usui | No one asked you to! |
| Yuki Rurikawa - Salty Boys | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | The director said to give out lots of fan service. |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Really? What a pain... |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Wow, they're lining up to shake our hands. |
| Masumi Usui | Hi, hi... thanks for watching... |
| Veludo Park | |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Some people consider giving the cold shoulder a type of fan service. |
| Masumi Usui | You think she'd like that, too? |
| Yuki Rurikawa | I'm gonna try it out. |
| Masumi Usui | Yep, good luck with that. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Yuki Rurikawa | The director gives you the cold shoulder every day, you know. |
| Masumi Usui | She's just being shy. She's so cute. |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Is waving considered fan service? |
| Masumi Usui | Sure. I bet they'll be so touched they'll never forget it. |
| Muku Sakisaka - Love is Wonderful | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Muku Sakisaka | Love is wonderful, isn't it...? |
| Masumi Usui | It's the best. |
| Masumi Usui | When you fall in love, your chest kind of hurts... |
| Muku Sakisaka | But the whole world shines. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Muku Sakisaka | I'm jealous... I wanna fall in love, too... |
| Masumi Usui | Go for it. As long as it's not with her. |
| Masumi Usui | You think soulmates really exist? |
| Muku Sakisaka | Yep. Mine's the director. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | When I look at the director, I feel this squeezing in my heart. |
| Muku Sakisaka | Whoa.... Sounds like she makes you swoon! |
| Muku Sakisaka | She totally does. Every day. |
| Masumi Usui | That's wonderful! Just like a shojo manga... |
| Misumi Ikaruga - Same Name, Almost? | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Our names are really similar, huh? |
| Masumi Usui | Nope. |
| Masumi Usui | Sure they are! Misumi and Masumi. Only 1 letter apart! |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Nope. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Do you love triangles, Masumi? |
| Masumi Usui | I only love the director. |
| Masumi Usui | You'll learn to love triangles! Since our names are so similar! |
| Misumi Ikaruga | I don't get it. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Misumi Ikaruga | The director said our names are similar too, you know! |
| Masumi Usui | I guess if she said it, it must be true. |
| Masumi Usui | I love the director, too! |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Stick with your triangles and stay out of our love. |
| Kazunari Miyoshi - DM Friends (?) | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | Will you reply to my DMs already? |
| Masumi Usui | Yeah, no. |
| Masumi Usui | We're finally connected! Yay! |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | You don't get to decide that. Stop taking pics. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | Hey!! Wasn't the sticker I sent you the other day super cool?! |
| Masumi Usui | Didn't look at it. |
| Masumi Usui | Listen, that sticker set's super popular with girls. |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | ...I'm buying it. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | Ah! You're sending a curry stamp to the director! |
| Masumi Usui | Mind your own business. |
| Masumi Usui | Ah, just got a DM from the director. |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | I didn't get one...
Delete it. |
| Kumon Hyodo - Cool Headphones! | ||
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| Veludo Station | ||
| Kumon: | Hey, Masumi. Do you listen to music with those headphones? | |
| Masumi: | Huh? Clearly. What else would I do with them? | |
| Kumon: | I dunno, I thought that maybe they were for show since they're so nice! | |
| Masumi: | It isn't just about the design. I got these for optimal performance. | |
| Veludo Station | ||
| Masumi: | These headphones handle higher frequencies really well. | |
| Kumon: | Wow! That's so cool! | |
| Kumon: | ...Uh, what exactly are "higher frequencies"? | |
| Masumi: | ... | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Kumon: | I want to get some cool headphones, too! Could you reccommend me some? | |
| Masumi: | ...I guess. | |
| Masumi: | These ones are good. They handle high frequencies well, too. | |
| Kumon: | Wait, these cost like how many month's worth of allowance?! | |
Autumn Troupe[]
| Banri Settsu - Kings of Hana High | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Banri Settsu | I really get how you feel, Masumi. |
| Masumi Usui | ...Does that mean you love her, too?! |
| Masumi Usui | It's like you're living life on Easy Mode, too. |
| Banri Settsu | Huh? Being in love with the director is Hard Mode. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Masumi Usui | ...Hey. Do you have a thing for the director? |
| Banri Settsu | Huh? You pickin' a fight with me? I'm older than you, you know. |
| Banri Settsu | Age doesn't matter when it comes to love. |
| Masumi Usui | You're really a pain, you know that? |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | I've never seen you at school. |
| Banri Settsu | That's 'cuz I always skip. |
| Masumi Usui | Someone asked you out yesterday on the roof, right? Awesome. |
| Banri Settsu | Meh. Not interested in any girls besides her. |
| Juza Hyodo - Who Needs Friends? | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | You're not very friendly. |
| Juza Hyodo | As if you've got room to talk. |
| Juza Hyodo | I want to see the director's smile... |
| Masumi Usui | ...Oh. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Masumi Usui | I have zero motivation when the director isn't here. |
| Juza Hyodo | Yeah? |
| Juza Hyodo | You know, she complimented me for helping you. |
| Masumi Usui | Good for you. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | ...I think I just heard the director's voice. |
| Juza Hyodo | ...You okay? |
| Juza Hyodo | I'm gonna buy her a curry roll and go home. |
| Masumi Usui | All right. I'll head back first, then. |
| Taichi Nanao - What is Love? | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | Ahh, I love her... I love her so much it hurts... |
| Taichi Nanao | Man!! I want a love life like that!! |
| Masumi Usui | But a long-distance relationship would be cool, too! |
| Taichi Nanao | I'd never leave her. Ever. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Taichi Nanao | Ahh! That couple over there is ki-ki-ki-...! |
| Masumi Usui | Wish I could kiss the director... |
| Masumi Usui | One day I wish I could be in a park with a girl and k-ki-kiss her... |
| Taichi Nanao | Kissing the director...yeah... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Taichi Nanao | I wanna be popular with girls like you! Like REAL popular! |
| Masumi Usui | All I care about is the director. |
| Masumi Usui | I heard there's a place nearby you can go to increase your luck in love! |
| Taichi Nanao | Let's go. |
| Omi Fushimi - How to be a Good Hubby | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | Teach me how to make some good curry. |
| Omi Fushimi | Haha, you sound like a doting wife. |
| Masumi Usui | Have you ever even held a kitchen knife? |
| Omi Fushimi | No. But I'm sure I'll catch on quick. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Omi Fushimi | Cooking is a form of love. You shouldn't have any problems there. |
| Masumi Usui | I love the director more than anyone. |
| Omi Fushimi | Once we get married I'm gonna make her curry every day. |
| Masumi Usui | Curry every day? You'd definitely have to love someone to do that... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | I'll surprise her with curry...and then propose. |
| Omi Fushimi | You're really going that far? |
| Masumi Usui | You'll need to practice in secret. |
| Omi Fushimi | I can't wait to see her smile. |
| Sakyo Furuichi - Love Rivals..? | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | ...... |
| Sakyo Furuichi | What? Stop glaring at me. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | I won't let you have her. |
| Masumi Usui | Now it all makes sense. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Hm? See that poster of that actor? Didn't she say she liked him? |
| Masumi Usui | !!!
Another rival... |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Hm, so that's the kind of guy she likes... Lemme make a note... |
| Masumi Usui | Heh... Ah, youth... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | You're not gonna beat me in acting or love. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Pretty cocky for a kid, eh? |
| Masumi Usui | I ain't backing down, though. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Bring it on. |
| Azami Izumida - Black-Haired Cool Kids | ||
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| Veludo Station | ||
| Masumi: | ... | |
| Azami: | ... | |
| Masumi: | ...I'm tired. | |
| Azami: | ...Me, too. | |
| Veludo Park | ||
| Azami: | You've always got headphones on. What're you listening to? | |
| Masumi: | Progressive rock. Stuff like that. | |
| Masumi: | You like music, right? Homare said you guys have the same hobbies. | |
| Azami: | We like the same music, but we don't share any hobbies. At all. | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Masumi: | Here, take this. | |
| Azami: | A CD? That's an interesting jacket design, all right. | |
| Masumi: | I got it from Homare. It's good...never listend to it though. | |
| Azami: | You haven't?! Don't dump your crap on me! | |
Winter Troupe[]
| Tsumugi Tsukioka - We Love Our Grandmas | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | You remind me of a grandma. |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Um... Is that a compliment? |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | You're all warm and comforting. |
| Masumi Usui | You're just like me, then. We both really love our grandmas. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | A grandma's wisdom can be really helpful. |
| Masumi Usui | Should've asked about falling in love with an older woman... |
| Masumi Usui | I can't really picture talking to my grandma about love... |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | I'll introduce you to her someday. You better talk with her while you can. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Have you seen your grandma lately? |
| Masumi Usui | Not for a while. |
| Masumi Usui | Think you love the director because she reminds you of your grandma? |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Nah. |
| Tasuku Takato - Taciturn Guys | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | ...... |
| Tasuku Takato | ...... |
| Masumi Usui | ...It's over, huh? |
| Tasuku Takato | Yep. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Tasuku Takato | ...Let's go. |
| Masumi Usui | ...Got it. |
| Masumi Usui | ...... |
| Tasuku Takato | Zzz... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | Sigh...I miss the director... |
| Tasuku Takato | That's all you ever talk about. |
| Tasuku Takato | Love's hard. |
| Masumi Usui | ...Yeah. |
| Hisoka Mikage - Sleeping All Day | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | Zzz...Zzzz... |
| Hisoka Mikage | Zzz...Zzz... |
| Hisoka Mikage | Done. I'm sleepy. |
| Masumi Usui | I'm going to bed. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Masumi Usui | The weather's so nice... Zzz... |
| Hisoka Mikage | Zzz... |
| Hisoka Mikage | Let's go take a nap on the bench. |
| Masumi Usui | Yeah. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Hisoka Mikage | Zzz...Zzz... |
| Masumi Usui | I'm gonna go to sleep too. |
| Hisoka Mikage | Zzz...Zzzz... |
| Masumi Usui | Zzz...zzz... |
| Homare Arisugawa - Hi-Res Music Lovers | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Homare Arisugawa | Do your headphones have hi-res support? |
| Masumi Usui | Duh. |
| Masumi Usui | Hi-res is a must for any music lover! |
| Homare Arisugawa | The director's voice is hi-res, too. I wish I could buy it. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Masumi Usui | Y'know that CD you let me borrow the other day? ...What was that? |
| Homare Arisugawa | Lyrics, composition, producer, vocals, all done by yours truly!♪ |
| Masumi Usui | Would you like to help me with my next CD? |
| Homare Arisugawa | No. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Homare Arisugawa | This kind of weather makes you want to sing, huh? |
| Masumi Usui | Nope. |
| Masumi Usui | What song should I listen to before I sleep? |
| Homare Arisugawa | I want the director to sing me to sleep. |
| Azuma Yukishiro - Easygoing Guys | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | You walk slow. |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Do I? Maybe you just walk fast. |
| Azuma Yukishiro | I wanna go home...to her... |
| Masumi Usui | Then let's buy a cake on our way♪ |
| Veludo Park | |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Oh hey, there's that stage actor the director said she likes. |
| Masumi Usui | Won't let him have her. |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Once we get home, I'll ask her who's cooler, me or him. |
| Masumi Usui | Maybe I shouldn't have said anything... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Tasuku yelled at me the other day for not listening. |
| Masumi Usui | Tsuzuru says that to me all the time. |
| Masumi Usui | It sucks that just being type B gives you a negative image. |
| Azuma Yukishiro | I don't get it at all. |