Normal Home Screen Quotes[]
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| Occassion | Line | Audio |
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| Morning | Mornin’. Now get that face moisturized. | 
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| Noon | Looks like we're having pickled crap for lunch today...gonna give myself the least amount possible. |
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| Evening | Ran into some punks on my way back from school. ...Don't worry. I taught 'em a lesson. |
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| Night | Should you stay up this late? It’ll reflect tomorrow’s makeup, you know. |
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| Regular | Being with you's pretty relaxing. You might be the first older lady who's made me feel this way. |
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| Regular | This moisterizer is ranked number one on #Cosmetics. Wanna try it out? I got a sample. |
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| Regular | Hey! Y-you can't just touch me like that! Leave that shit until after marriage! |
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| Regular | You promised you'd let me try some makeup on you, remember? I wanna test out my new brushes. |
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| Regular | Ah...I'm just chillin'. You got something for me? |
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| Regular | I try out a lot of makeup on myself, so I gotta keep my skin in good condition. |
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| Regular | Shifuto and I go way back. I dunno...just feel like myself when I'm with him. |
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| Regular | That shitty old man never shuts the hell up... Can I change rooms? Please? |
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| Regular | Hm? I'm in a good mood? That's 'cause Ken said he's coming over later. |
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Special Days Quotes[]
| Occassion | Line | Audio |
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| 2nd Anniversary | My makeup skills have improved, huh? I'll be staying with you guys, so just leave everything to me. |
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| Valentine’s Day 2021 | You can't just give out chocolates like that! You've skipped way too many steps! |
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| White Day 2021 | Here, for White Day. Got you some makeup. I don't really know what to do for days like these... |
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| April Fool’s Day 2021 | I had to think up something quick, so here goes... "I love you, Sakyo." Think that'll work? |
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| Children's Day 2021 | Eye makeup for the koi nobori? ...What makes you think I'd do something pointless like that? |
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| Tanabata 2021 | The chirashizushi Ken made is really good. Did you make sure to enjoy it properly? |
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| Last Day of Summer Break 2021 | Summer homework is a huge pain. But I'll finish it before that shitty old man gets on my case. |
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| Halloween 2020 | Line up here if you want me to do your makeup. Hey, want me to make you into a zombie? |
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| Halloween 2021 | I learned some new makeup techniques just for today. Can I use your face to try them out? |
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| Christmas 2020 | Hey, Merry Christmas. How did I spend the holidays before? I spent them with Shifuto. |
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| New Year 2020 | I don't wanna spend the new year at my house. I can't relax with the whole Family out in hakama... |
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Birthday Quotes[]
2020[]
| Birthday | Line | Birthday |
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| Player’s Birthday | It's your birthday, right? Come. I'll do your makeup. Can't have you looking drab on your big day. |
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We're 4 years apart, huh? That shitty old man's always telling me to be earnest like you. |
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HBD Taichi. You and I've got similar feelings about love...but no talking about sexy stuff! Ever. |
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People from the Family congratulated me, but everyone here has been super nice, too. Thanks. |
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Happy B-Day, Tsuzuru. I always get lots of ideas from your scripts. Can't wait to see more. |
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Hisoka can just sleep anywhere, even if Sakyo gets angry at him. I wish I had that ability... |
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2021[]
| Birthday | Line | Audio |
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| Player’s Birthday | It's your birthday, right? Come. I'll do your makeup. Can't have you looking drab on your big day. |
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You're just getting more senile by the day. Just perform however you want. I'll cheer you on. |
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I really admire your persistence, Masumi. Let me know if you ever need help with Sakyo. |
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Happy B-Day, Yuki. We could do an awesome fashion show if we worked together. Lemme think about it. |
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Happy Birthday, Itaru. Your skin's doing well, but you still need to take care of it. Please. |
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Happy B-Day, Citron. Let me try a wider variety of looks on you. Bet you'd make a gorgeous girl. |
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Happy Birthday, Chikage. Winged eyeliner would really suit you. Lemme try it on you someday. |
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Happy B-Day, Tsumugi. Let me do a thick eyeliner on you, just once! I just know it'll look good. |
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Happy B-Day, Yuki. We could do an awesome fashion show if we worked together. Lemme think about it. |
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Happy B-Day, Muku. Please don't lend me shojo manga with those kinds of scenes in the future... |
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Happy B-Day, Misumi. I can do triangle makeup for you, but you'll end up looking like a clown... |
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Happy B-Day, Kazunari. Thanks for giving me so many cool tidbits. I'll use them well. |
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Hey, Kumon. These are the shoes you wanted. You'd better get me something nice for my b-day, too. |
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Happy B-Day, Banri. I thought of a great way to annoy Sakyo. He'll forgive you since it's your B-day. |
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Happy B-Day, Juza. Can you get Kumon to stop telling me all those stories about you? |
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Happy B-Day, Tasuku. Let's play futsal today. I knew you'd be happy if we got enough people to join. |
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Another rap battle in the dorm? Talk about chaotic. But I gotta thank them for the B-Day wishes. |
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Happy B-Day, Tenma. You can check out our bonsai, but is it ok for a celeb to be at a yakuza house...? |
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Hey yo, Homare! Your poem's ain't broke, they're dope. Throw those sick rhymes at me any time! |
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Happy B-Day, Azuma. I got this before, so here. I think it'd suit your skin really well. |
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Guy doesn't seem that like he needs much. Maybe he'd be happy if I got him an abacus...? |
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2022[]
| Birthday | Line | Audio |
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| Player’s Birthday | Happy Birthday. I'll do your makeup, so get over here. I'll even use my magic brush on you. |
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Practice Quotes[]
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| Hey, let's get to practicing already. |
| Banri and I should join forces to beat Sakyo's ass. |
| Juza's a good guy. His brother clings to him way too much, though. |
| Taichi's overly friendly, but for some reason I don't mind. It's weird. |
| Omi's really nice, and I'm grateful but...it's hard to know how to react. |
| That shitty old man never lets up with the nitpicking. Pisses me off. |
| This is barely exercise at all. |
| This makeup could do with some lowlight contouring... |
| Man, this action scene's intense. |
| Like hell I'm letting that shitty old man gripe at me. |
| Ugh...why is this line so friggin' long... |
| Dehydration is your enemy. Keep hydrated, or else. |
| Better check out #Cosmetics for the reviews of this new makeup. |
| Think I'm about to run out of brushes...better stock up. |
| Good work. Remember to wash your face and take care of your skin. |
Other Quotes[]
| Occassion | Line | Audio |
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| Downloading Screen | It's loading. Just throw on a face mask while it's going. Moisturize like your life depends on it. |
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| Voice Volume | Ah, check check. You heard me over there? I'm glad. |
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| SSR Spoken Tryouts Line |
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| 1 on 1 Practice | I guess I can try, in moderation at least. |
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| Special Training | Is there anywhere I can improve? |
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| Blooming | Buh-buh-blooming. I have to show that shitty old man who's boss. |
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| Ultimate Blooming | I don't have any overwhelming love for curry or anything...but your curry's different. |
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| Earn Cash Intro | All right, guess we're going out for a raid. I'll earn more than Sakyo for sure. |
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| Earn Cash Outro | Feels like we're going on rounds like the yakuza do for funds... Guess I have to give my thanks for these. |
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| Dissmiss Actor | Guess I'm back to being a runaway now. Or whatever else. But I won't cause more problems for you anymore. |
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| Show succeeded | Succeeding feels kind of nice. |
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| Show failed | ...I haven't thrown in the towel yet. |
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| Improv Act succeeded |
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| Skills used in Show |
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| 4th Play (2nd Anniversary) | C'mon, it's time to go. My stupid partner is just raring to go hunt more undead. |
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| 5th Play (2nd Anniversary) | I can make ramen better than Chan can. I'll make some for you if you want. |
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| Full SP Notification | Your SP's full. We're putting on a show, right? | |
| Full LP Notification | Your LP's ready. Better practice before that shitty old man gets mad. |