Spring Troupe[]
| Sakuya Sakuma - Gacha Rep | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru | .001% probablilty? You kidding me? |
| Sakuya | ??? |
| Sakuya | Um, are you playing a gacha? |
| Itaru | Yep. Can you pull for me? |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru | I swear this game has a sensor that picks up on exactly what you want |
| Sakuya | What sensor...? |
| Sakuya | You know so many things I don't! |
| Itaru | You're better off not knowing any of this. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru | Can I ask you to do another 10 pull for me? |
| Sakuya | I just have to press a button, right? Sure! |
| Itaru | Hell yeah, just got an exclusive UR! You're my gacha patron saint, Sakuya. |
| Sakuya | Not sure what that means, but I'm happy for you! |
| Masumi Usui - No Fraternizing Policy | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Masumi Usui | If she isn't here, what's the point. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | How about imagining everyone here is her? |
| Masumi Usui | Masumi, you ever heard of fan service? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Nope. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You've got a nice face. You should really smile more. |
| Masumi Usui | Why?
I smile smile for the director, though. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Why do you put up a front like that? Isn't it tiring? |
| Masumi Usui | Haha. You'll figure it out when you're older. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Masumi Usui | I can't imagine you as a prince. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Yeah, same. |
| Masumi Usui | What? Maintenance again?! Screw this shit. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I feel sorry for any girl who thinks you're a prince. |
| Tsuzuru Minagi - Give Me Your Phone | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | Will you please put your phone away? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Can I use it as a prop? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You really used it as a prop... Props to you, man... |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | And I used up my stamina too♪ |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Wanna try a gacha pull? |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | You won't get a rare card through me. |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | Whoa, total trash pull. You're a real winner, Tsuzuru. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I don't even know what happened, but I'm annoyed. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Hang on- EXP x3 fever just started. |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | Yeah, yeah.
Can we start? |
| Tsuzuru Minagi | You look tired. Wanna talk about it? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Whose fault do you think it is?! |
| Citron - First-Rate Interpreting | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Citron | The ladies of in town said you were hot, Itaru. Would you like a fan? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Not trying to brag, but hot means good-looking in this case. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | But what does the temperature have to do with your looks? |
| Citron | Because it makes you hot and bothered? ...You know what, let's stop there. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Citron | Itaru, your stamina has recovered! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | For real?
GJ, Citron. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I always strive to be full of hearty tips! |
| Citron | Damn, this one's hard. ...Helpful tips? |
| Veludo Library | |
| Citron | Break your legs, Itaru! I will be rooting for you! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Yeah, that's 'break a leg'. You got a grudge against me? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'm going to try harder at speaking better! |
| Citron | I don't mind if you stay the same. It's pretty funny. |
| Chikage Utsuki - Elite Office Workers | ||
|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | ||
| Itaru: | You're having dinner with the guys from A Corp. tomorrow, right? | |
| Chikage: | Nope. I don't really gel with the sales rep there. | |
| Itaru: | It didn't sabotage your relationship? Teach me your ways. | |
| Chikage: | Sorry. Trade secret. | |
| Veludo Park | ||
| Itaru: | One of the girls in HR gave me something to give you. | |
| Chikage: | What a coincidence. One of the girls from Accounting gave me this for you. | |
| Itaru: | Looks like she got you chocolate. Too bad. | |
| Chikage: | And you got a ream of invoices and an energy drink. Good luck. | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Itaru: | Play any online games? I saw a guild master with glasses just like yours. | |
| Chikage: | Can't say I know much about them. Don't you have a presentation tomorrow? | |
| Itaru: | Damn, forgot there's a guild event today. Hey, Chikage. We're buds, right? | |
| Chikage: | Since when have we been buds? | |
Summer Troupe[]
| Tenma Sumeragi - Fan Service Pro | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Tenma Sumeragi | Winking's the best kind of fan service! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Seriously? If they roll their eyes it's your fault. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | You're terrible at winking, Tenma. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | ...I'll practice at home. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | We should up our physical contact if we want to give fan service. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | Is that really fan service, though? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Will they really be happy if we get more affectionate? |
| Tenma Sumeragi | ...Believe me, they will. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I thought of the ultimate fan service. |
| Tenma Sumeragi | The ultimate? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You're terrifying...THAT's considered fan service? |
| Tenma Sumeragi | Hey, what works, works. Feels great being on top. |
| Yuki Rurikawa - Beguiling Looks | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Your looks don't match your personality at all. It's fraud. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You of all people have no room to talk. |
| Yuki Rurikawa | What was my nickname again? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Elite Swindler. Totally perfect for you, right? |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I bet you'd be super popular if you worked at a maid cafe. |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Are you tryin' to pick a fight with me? |
| Yuki Rurikawa | I'm sure you'd be in high demand within a certain subset of maid otaku... |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Be grateful to the parents who gave you that face, for real. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Yuki Rurikawa | Seeing someone with a nice face but a crappy personality is the worst. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Now you're just being mean. |
| Yuki Rurikawa | You can get away with anything if you look good. World's unfair that way. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Sure, I'll give you that. Being cute's an asset. |
| Muku Sakisaka - Benchmark of Adulthood | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Muku Sakisaka | Itaru, you're like a prince! I wanna grow up to be just like you! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | A prince, huh? Too bad my castle's an office building. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Hmm... |
| Muku Sakisaka | You're really staring. Or maybe scrutinizing is a better word... |
| Veludo Park | |
| Muku Sakisaka | I saw your hairstyle in a manga. It looks just like a prince's! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Nice. Time for my 2D debut. |
| Muku Sakisaka | I'd rather ride on a dragon than a white horse though. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Whoa! An elven prince!! |
| Veludo Library | |
| Muku Sakisaka | You look super cool today, Itaru! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. |
| Muku Sakisaka | I want a healer like you in my party. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Party? Sounds pretty grown up... |
| Misumi Ikaruga - Triangle Game Dev | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Itaru! Do you have a triangle game? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | A triangle game? Like, a puzzle game? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | A triangle puzzle game?! Lemme play! |
| Misumi Ikaruga | I'll look for one. Gimme a sec. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Couldn't really find a triangle game... |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Keep trying, keep trying, keep tri-tri-triangle-ing! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Why don't we just make a triangle game? |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Huh. Point. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | What kind of triangle game do you want to play? |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Hmm, a game where you can make triangles out of triangles! |
| Misumi Ikaruga | Mm, you mean like a brain training game? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Not brains. Triangles. |
| Kazunari Miyoshi - Social Media Masters | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | Taruchi, my man!
Your follower count exploded! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I just uploaded a Let's Play of a new game. |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | I'm craving ramen. Know any good places? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Hang on. I'll ask my followers. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | I got 1000 likes! Yaaaas! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Grats. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Can I post a pic of us? |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | Only if you put a sticker over my face. Gotta stay anonymous. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | Dude, how are you so viral? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Well, I do have followers in the 5-figure range. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Whoa, I hit my data limit!
Man... |
| Kazunari Miyoshi | For real? Don't let it get to ya. |
| Kumon Hyodo - Dorks of All Ages | ||
|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | ||
| Itaru: | You think you're hiding it well, but I can see right through you, Kumon. | |
| Kumon: | W-what do you mean?! | |
| Itaru: | Tell me...where do your allegiences lie? Me? The 2nd Gate of Shadow. | |
| Kumom: | !!! I...I guard the 9th Gate of Flame... | |
| Veludo Park | ||
| Kumon: | P-please don't tell anyone I'm into this kind of stuff! | |
| Itaru: | This kind of stuff...you mean the fact that you're a total dork? | |
| Itaru: | Don't be ashamed, kid. We are the chosen ones. Be proud! | |
| Kumon: | It's kinda amazing to hear that from an actual adult! | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Kumon: | I just thought of an amazing chant! I'll use it in our next street act! | |
| Itaru: | Really now? Then I'll have to think of one of my own, too. | |
| Kumon: | Those fantasy-inspired chants were really fun! | |
| Itaru: | Yeah. I'll invite Tsumugi next time so we can try with the three of us. | |
Autumn Troupe[]
| Banri Settsu - Hardcore Gamers | |
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| Veludo Station | |
| Banri Settsu | You're done with the guild event already? You're a monster. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Think I'm guild master for nothing? |
| Banri Settsu | Hehe, need me to cover you? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I don't like your tone. I'll do it myself. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Oh crap, the event gacha started. BRB, buying more Crystals. |
| Banri Settsu | Good luck. |
| Banri Settsu | Are you friggin' kidding me? Maintenance!? Screw this. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Bet it'll be 8 hours too. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'm still pissed at you for taking one of my kills yesterday. |
| Banri Settsu | Man up, dude. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. |
| Banri Settsu | Make it up to me by backing me up in that limited quest later. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Sure. I've got some items I wanna power up. |
| Juza Hyodo - Out of a Fighting Game | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | ...... |
| Juza Hyodo | W-What? |
| Juza Hyodo | ↓↑〇△→↑← |
| Itaru Chigasaki | !? |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | When I look at you I just get this impulse to press commands. |
| Juza Hyodo | Commands...? Like in a game, or...? |
| Juza Hyodo | Okay, so when I say ↑→ you do a roundhouse kick, got it? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | O-Okay?! |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | There was a chara like you in a fighting game I used to be obsessed with. |
| Juza Hyodo | I've never played a fighting game. |
| Juza Hyodo | When I say →↑〇△↓↓ you let out a surge attack, all right? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | That's literally impossible. |
| Taichi Nanao - F2P vs P2P | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Really hoping this card comes home. |
| Taichi Nanao | Ooh! I'm gonna try pulling too! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I got it! Saving all those crystals really paid off!! |
| Taichi Nanao | ...Wanna fight, Taichi? |
| Veludo Park | |
| Taichi Nanao | I've bought stuff before, y'know! I spent 300 yen once! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You kiddin' me? Get on my level, bro. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Your equipment is amazing!
Are you using cheats?! |
| Taichi Nanao | Cheats? Nope, got it fair and square. P2W for life. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Taichi Nanao | I wanna join your guild! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You gotta be over level 300 first, noob. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'm doing the next event entirely F2P! |
| Taichi Nanao | You do that. I'll crush you. |
| Omi Fushimi - Midnight Snack Supplier | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'll have an order of ramen tonight. |
| Omi Fushimi | Tonkotsu? |
| Omi Fushimi | A side of grilled onigiri too. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Haha. Roger that. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | The onigiri I asked for last night is already gone. |
| Omi Fushimi | Oh... I'm pretty sure the culprit is Misumi. |
| Omi Fushimi | Just make them round next time. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Ahh, I see. Got it. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Omi Fushimi | Don't you crave something light for dinner sometimes? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | The entire point of dinner is to load up on calories. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I recommend chicken broth ramen tonight. |
| Omi Fushimi | Sure, let's go with that. |
| Sakyo Furuichi - Elite Adults | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Is our troupe really that poor? |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Wouldn't say poor, but things are tight. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Raising your data plan for some pixels? Give some of that cash to us. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Yeah, no. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Want me to take a look at the accounts? |
| Sakyo Furuichi | That would help a lot. Don't make any weird charges, though. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Well, should we start playing the stock markets? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | We don't even have enough money to do that. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I know a bit about economics, so let me know if you have any questions. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | All right. I'll let you know. |
| Sakyo Furuichi | Seriously, you interested in buying some stocks? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | ...On a personal level? Yeah. |
| Azami Izumida - Fix Your Skin, and Your Life | ||
|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | ||
| Azami: | Hmm.... | |
| Itaru: | I'll just...pretend you're not staring at me. | |
| Azami: | Your skin's not doing too good. 3 slaps should do the trick. | |
| Itaru: | Hang on, I'm pretty sure any slaps would do more damage. | |
| colspan="3" Veludo Park | ||
| Azami: | Starting from today, you're sleeping at 9PM. No late-night snacks either. | |
| Itaru: | Not today, Satan. Not today. | |
| Itaru: | Okay, I won't snack, but there's no way I'm sleeping at NINE... | |
| Azami: | Tch. You're just making my skin care routine for you harder. | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Itaru: | I gave up my snacks for my skin care routine, just like you asked. | |
| Azami: | Hmm...your skin's improved. I'll give you a passing mark. Barely. | |
| Itaru: | Hell yeah. Time for pizza and soda all night long! | |
| Azami: | I will end you. | |
Winter Troupe[]
| Tsumugi Tsukioka - Experienced Tutors | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Do you tutor elementary kids? |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | I used to, but now I mainly tutor high schoolers. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Ah right, you tutored Sakuya before, didn't you? |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Just once. He was so attentive. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You seem like a nice teacher. |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Ahaha... I hope my students feel the same. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I bet you'd be a good tutor, too. |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Think so? I guess it wasn't bad tutoring Sakuya. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | I'm looking at all the students' homework. Feel like helping out? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'm doing an event right now so I'll pass. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'm not great at science, so I'd really appreciate your help... |
| Tsumugi Tsukioka | Not only are you good at teaching, you're good at asking for favors...Fine. |
| Tasuku Takato - Pulls no Punches | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Crap, it's EXP fever! Sorry, Tasuku. You're on your own. |
| Tasuku Takato | You've gotta be kidding me! |
| Tasuku Takato | Nice, they've started a referral campaign. Can I send you an invite? |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Whatever. I'll sign up for it but that's it. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You and Tsumugi go back, huh? I'm surprised you're not sick of each other. |
| Tasuku Takato | We're like brothers. I'd never get sick of him. |
| Tasuku Takato | You're so huge, Tasuku. You're like a Giant Warrior of the Hidden Forest. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Stop comparing me to game characters... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Tasuku Takato | Do you want to play soccer... Ah, nevermind. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Did you just snub me to my face? |
| Tasuku Takato | Had a teacher in high school who was a musclehead like you. Takes me back. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | ...I bet you hid in the nurse's office during gym class. |
| Hisoka Mikage - Light Novel Protag? | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | You've seriously got amnesia? |
| Hisoka Mikage | Yeah. |
| Hisoka Mikage | Dude, you're like the hero in a light novel... |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Light novel...? |
| Veludo Park | |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Just sayin', Hisoka Mikage sounds like the name of a light novel protag. |
| Hisoka Mikage | I don't really get it... I'm going to sleep. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Zzz...zzz... |
| Hisoka Mikage | And if this were a game, you'd be a dark assassin. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Hisoka Mikage | Zzz...zzz... |
| Itaru Chigasaki | When's your light novel adventure gonna start? |
| Hisoka Mikage | Anyway, lmk when your memories come back. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Okay. ...You look like you're having fun. |
| Homare Arisugawa - Needs more Earplug | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Homare Arisugawa | Glider, glider, flying high! Holland's naan brings such delight! |
| Itaru Chigasaki | ...... |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I see that you're wearing earplugs, Itaru. Are you ready for bed? |
| Homare Arisugawa | ...... |
| Veludo Park | |
| Homare Arisugawa | You forgot to take out your earplugs this morning! Here, let me do it. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Your positivity frightens me. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Itaru, you're kind of scatterbrained, aren't you? |
| Homare Arisugawa | Better than being an airhead and a weirdo... |
| Veludo Library | |
| Homare Arisugawa | I bought earplugs, too! Hm? I can't hear you. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | There really is a fine line between a genius and idiot... |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I wrote a poem for you! Listen and be wowed!♪ |
| Homare Arisugawa | Hang on, just gotta put in my earplugs. |
| Azuma Yukishiro - Frivolous Visitors | |
|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |
| Azuma Yukishiro | If we don't meet our quota, we're only allowed one side tonight. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Is that what Sakyo said? Guess we just gotta do it. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | We just missed meeting our target. Oh well, we can always buy a side dish. |
| Azuma Yukishiro | That's a genius idea. |
| Veludo Park | |
| Azuma Yukishiro | I feel my energy drop when it's too sunny outside... |
| Itaru Chigasaki | Plus it makes a glare on my phone screen. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | I'm exhausted... Let's have some tea. |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Sign me up. |
| Veludo Library | |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Our skit today is supposed to be about anger. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | What a pain. Let's just do whatever. |
| Itaru Chigasaki | We're done!♪ |
| Azuma Yukishiro | Back to the event... |
| Guy - Morning Shower Crew | ||
|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | ||
| Itaru: | Never thought you'd be the type to take morning showers. | |
| Guy: | Mourning showers? I am afraid nothing to mourn when I bathe. | |
| Itaru: | Morning showers. You know like, taking a shower...in the morning. | |
| Guy: | I see that I misheard you before. I must take care when listening. | |
| Veludo Park | ||
| Guy: | I exercise in the morning, so I have to shower to rid myself of sweat. | |
| Itaru: | Right. You can fix your bed head while you're at it, so that's a plus, too. | |
| Itaru: | You always look so put together. You do your hair and everything, too. | |
| Guy: | An attendant's appearance is highly important. Bed head won't do. | |
| Veludo Library | ||
| Guy: | Am I imagining things, or has the shampoo been watered down... | |
| Itaru: | The water pressure in the shower is somewhat weak as well... | |
| Guy: | Could it be the work of a bathroom apparition? | |
| Itaru: | Nah. It's probably the work of a certain yakuza living in the dorm... | |