Spring Troupe
| Sakuya Sakuma - Gacha Rep | |||
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| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | .001% probablilty? You kidding me? | ||
| Sakuya: | ??? | ||
| Sakuya: | Um, are you playing a gacha? | ||
| Itaru: | Yup. Can you pull for me? | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | I swear this game has a sensor that picks up exactly what you want... | ||
| Sakuya: | What sensor...? | ||
| Sakuya: | You know so many things I don't! | ||
| Itaru: | You're better off not knowing any of this. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | Can I ask you to do another 10 pull for me? | ||
| Sakuya: | I just have to press a button, right? Sure! | ||
| Itaru: | Hell yeah, just got an exclusive UR! You're my gacha patron saint, Sakuya. | ||
| Sakuya: | Not sure what that means, but I'm happy for you! | ||
| Masumi Usui - No Fraternizing Policy | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Masumi: | If she isn't here, what's the point. | ||
| Itaru: | How about imagining everyone here is her? | ||
| Itaru: | Masumi, you ever heard of fan service? | ||
| Masumi: | Nope. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | You've got a nice face. You should really smile more. | ||
| Masumi: | Why? I smile for the director, though. | ||
| Masumi: | Why do you put up a front like that? Isn't it tiring? | ||
| Itaru: | Haha. You'll figure it out when you're older. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Masumi: | I can't imagine you as a prince. | ||
| Itaru: | Yeah, same. | ||
| Itaru: | What? Maintenance again?! Screw this shit. | ||
| Masumi: | I feel sorry for any girl who thinks you're a prince. | ||
| Tsuzuru Minagi - Give Me Your Phone | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Tsuzuru: | Will you please put your phone away? | ||
| Itaru: | Can I use it as a prop? | ||
| Tsuzuru: | You really used it as a prop... Props to you, man... | ||
| Itaru: | And I used up my stamina too ♪ | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | Wanna try a gacha pull? | ||
| Tsuzuru: | You won't get a rare card through me. | ||
| Itaru: | Whoa, total trash pull. You're a real winner, Tsuzuru. | ||
| Tsuzuru: | I don't even know what happened, but I'm annoyed. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | Hang on- EXP x3 fever just started. | ||
| Tsuzuru: | Yeah, yeah. Can we start? | ||
| Itaru: | You look tired. Wanna talk about it? | ||
| Tsuzuru: | Whose fault do you think it is?! | ||
| Citron - First Rate Interpreterting | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Citron: | The ladies of the town said you were hot, Itaru. Would you like a fan? | ||
| Itaru: | Not trying to brag, but hot means good-looking in this case. | ||
| Citron: | But what does the temperature have to do with your looks? | ||
| Itaru: | Because it makes you hot and bothered? ...You know what, let's stop there. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Citron: | Itaru, your stamina has recovered! | ||
| Itaru: | For real? GJ, Citron. | ||
| Citron: | I always strive to be full of hearty tips! | ||
| Itaru: | Damn, this one's hard. ...Helpful tips? | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Citron: | Break your legs, Itaru! I will be rooting for you! | ||
| Itaru: | Yeah, that's 'break a leg'. You got a grudge against me? | ||
| Itaru: | I'm going to try harder at speaking better! | ||
| Citron: | I don't mind if you stay the same. It's pretty funny. | ||
| Chikage Utsuki - Elite Office Workers | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | You're having dinner with the guys from A Corp. tomorrow, right? | ||
| Chikage: | Nope. I don't really gel with the sales rep there. | ||
| Itaru: | It didn't sabotage your relationship? Teach me your ways. | ||
| Chikage: | Sorry. Trade secret. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | One of the girls in HR gave me something to give you. | ||
| Chikage: | What a coincidence. One of the girls from Accounting gave me this for you. | ||
| Itaru: | Looks like she got you chocolate. Too bad. | ||
| Chikage: | And you got a ream of invoices and an energy drink. Good luck. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | Play any online games? I saw a guild master with glasses just like yours. | ||
| Chikage: | Can't say I know much about them. Don't you have a presentation tomorrow? | ||
| Itaru: | Damn, forgot there's a guild event today. Hey, Chikage. We're buds, right? | ||
| Chikage: | Since when have we been buds? | ||
Summer Troupe
| Tenma Sumeragi - Fanservice Pro | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | Winking's the best kind of fanservice! | ||
| Tenma: | Seriously? If they roll their eyes it's your fault. | ||
| Itaru: | You're terrible at winking, Tenma. | ||
| Tenma: | ...I'll practice at home. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | We should up our physical contact if we want to give fan service. | ||
| Tenma: | Is that really fan service, though? | ||
| Tenma: | Will they really be happy if we get more affectionate? | ||
| Itaru: | ...Believe me, they will. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | I thought of the ultimate fan service. | ||
| Tenma: | The ultimate? | ||
| Tenma: | You're terrifying...THAT'S considered fan service? | ||
| Itaru: | Hey, what works, works. Feels greatbeing on top. | ||
| Yuki Rurikawa - Beguiling Looks | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Yuki: | Your looks don't match your personality at all. It's fraud. | ||
| Itaru: | You of all people have no room to talk. | ||
| Itaru: | What was my nickname again? | ||
| Yuki: | Elite Swindler. Totally perfect for you, right? | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | I bet you'd be super popular if you worked at a maid cafe. | ||
| Yuki: | Are you trying to pick a fight with me? | ||
| Itaru: | I'm sure you'd be in high demand within a certain subset of maid otaku... | ||
| Yuki: | Be grateful to the parents you gave you that face, for real. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Yuki: | Seeing someone with a nice face but a crappy personality is the worst. | ||
| Itaru: | Now you're just being mean. | ||
| Itaru: | You can get away with anything if you look good. World's unfair that way. | ||
| Yuki: | Sure, I'll give you that. Being cute's an asset. | ||
| Muku Sakisaka - Benchmark of Adulthood | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Muku: | Itaru, you're like a prince! I wanna grow up to be just like you! | ||
| Itaru: | A prince, huh? Too bad my castle's an office building. | ||
| Muku: | Hmm... | ||
| Itaru: | You're really staring. Or maybe scrutinizing is a better word... | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Muku: | I saw your hairstyle in a manga. It looks just like a prince's! | ||
| Itaru: | Nice. Time for my 2D debut. | ||
| Itaru: | I'd rather ride on a dragon than a white horse though. | ||
| Muku: | Whoa! An eleven prince! | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Muku: | You look super cool today, Itaru! | ||
| Itaru: | I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. | ||
| Itaru: | I want a healer like you in my party. | ||
| Muku: | Party? Sounds pretty grown up... | ||
| Misumi Ikaruga - Triangle Game Dev | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Misumi: | Itaru! Do you have triangle a triangle game? | ||
| Itaru: | A triangle game? Like, a puzzle game? | ||
| Itaru: | A triangle puzzle game?! Lemme play! | ||
| Misumi: | I'll look for one. Gimme a sec. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | Couldn't really find a triangle game... | ||
| Misumi: | Keep trying, keep trying, keep tri-tri-triangle-ing! | ||
| Misumi: | Why don't we make a triangle game? | ||
| Itaru: | Huh. Point. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | What kind of triangle game do you want to play? | ||
| Misumi: | Hmm, a game where you can make triangles out of triangles! | ||
| Itaru: | Mm, you mean like a brain training game? | ||
| Misumi: | Not brains. Triangles. | ||
| Kazunari Miyoshi - Social Media Masters | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Kazunari: | Taruchi, my man! Your follower count exploded! | ||
| Itaru: | I just uploaded a Let's Play of a new game. | ||
| Itaru: | I'm craving ramen. Know any good places? | ||
| Kazunari: | Hang on. I'll ask my followers. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Kazunari: | I got 1000 likes! Yaaaas! | ||
| Itaru: | Grats. | ||
| Kazunari: | Can I post a pic of us? | ||
| Itaru: | Only if you put a sticker over my face. Gotta stay anonymous. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Kazunari: | Dude, how are you so viral? | ||
| Itaru: | Well, I do have followers in the 5-figure range. | ||
| Kazunari: | Whoa, I hit my data limit! Man... | ||
| Itaru: | For real? Don't let it get to ya. | ||
| Kumon Hyodo - Dorks of All Ages | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | You think you're hiding it well, but I can see right through you, Kumon. | ||
| Kumon: | W-what do you mean?! | ||
| Itaru: | Tell me...where do your allegiences lie? Me? The 2nd Gate of Shadow. | ||
| Kumom: | !!! I...I guard the 9th Gate of Flame... | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Kumon: | P-please don't tell anyone I'm into this kind of stuff! | ||
| Itaru: | This kind of stuff...you mean the fact that you're a total dork? | ||
| Itaru: | Don't be ashamed, kid. We are the chosen ones. Be proud! | ||
| Kumon: | It's kinda amazing to hear that from an actual adult! | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Kumon: | I just thought of an amazing chant! I'll use it in our next street act! | ||
| Itaru: | Really now? Then I'll have to think of one of my own, too. | ||
| Kumon: | Those fantasy-inspired chants were really fun! | ||
| Itaru: | Yeah. I'll invite Tsumugi next time so we can try with the three of us. | ||
Autumn Troupe
| Banri Settsu - Hardcore Gamers | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Banri: | You're done with the guild event already? You're a monster. | ||
| Itaru: | Think I'm the guild master for nothing? | ||
| Itaru: | Hehe, need me to cover you? | ||
| Banri: | I don't like your tone. I'll do it myself. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | Oh crap, the event gacha started. BRB, buying more Crystals. | ||
| Banri: | Good luck. | ||
| Itaru: | Are you friggin' kidding me? Maintenance!? Screw this. | ||
| Banri: | Bet it'll be 8 hours too. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | I'm still pissed at you for taking one of my kills yesterday. | ||
| Banri: | Man up, dude. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. | ||
| Itaru: | Make it up to me by backing me up in that limited quest later. | ||
| Banri: | Sure. I've got some items I wanna power up. | ||
| Juza Hyodo - Out of a Fighting Game | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | ...... | ||
| Juza: | W-What? | ||
| Itaru: | ↓↑〇△→↑← | ||
| Juza: | !? | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | When I look at you I just get the impulse to press commands. | ||
| Juza: | Commands...? Like in a game, or...? | ||
| Itaru: | Okay, so when I say ↑→ you do a roundhouse kick, got it? | ||
| Juza: | O-Okay?! | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | There was a chara like you in a fighting game I used to be obsessed with. | ||
| Juza: | I've never played a fighting game. | ||
| Itaru: | When I say →↑〇△↓↓ you let out a surge attack, all right? | ||
| Juza: | That's literally impossible. | ||
| Taichi Nanao - F2P vs P2P | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | Really hoping this card comes home. | ||
| Taichi: | Ooh! I'm gonna try pulling too! | ||
| Taichi: | I got it! Saving all those crystals really paid off! | ||
| Itaru: | ...Wanna fight, Taichi? | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Taichi: | I've bought stuff before, y'know! I spent 300 yen once! | ||
| Itaru: | You kiddin' me? Get on my level, bro. | ||
| Taichi: | Your equipment is amazing! Are you using cheats?! | ||
| Itaru: | Cheats? Nope, got it fair and square. P2W for life. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Taichi: | I wanna join your guild! | ||
| Itaru: | You gotta be over level 300 first, noob. | ||
| Taichi: | I'm doing the next event entirely F2P! | ||
| Itaru: | You do that. I'll crush you. | ||
| Omi Fushimi - Midnight Snack Supplier | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | I'll have an order of ramen tonight. | ||
| Omi: | Tonkotsu? | ||
| Itaru: | A side of grilled onigiri too. | ||
| Omi: | Haha. Roger that. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | The onigiri I asked for last night is already gone. | ||
| Omi: | Oh... I'm pretty sure the culprit is Misumi. | ||
| Itaru: | Just make them round next time. | ||
| Omi: | Ahh, I see. Got it. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Omi: | Don't you crave something light for dinner sometimes? | ||
| Itaru: | The entire point of dinner is to load up on calories. | ||
| Omi: | I recommend chicken broth ramen tonight. | ||
| Itaru: | Sure. Let's go with that. | ||
| Sakyo Furuichi - Elite Adults | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | Is our troupe really that poor? | ||
| Sakyo: | Wouldn't say poor, but things are tight. | ||
| Sakyo: | Raising your data plan for some pixels? Give some of that cash to us. | ||
| Itaru: | Yeah, no. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | Want me to take a look at the account? | ||
| Sakyo: | That would help a lot. Don't make any weird charges, though. | ||
| Itaru: | Well, should we start playing the stock market? | ||
| Sakyo: | We don't even have enough money to do that. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | I know a bit about economics, so let me know if you have any questions. | ||
| Sakyo: | All right. I'll let you know. | ||
| Itaru: | Seriously, you interested in buying some stocks? | ||
| Sakyo: | ...On a personal level? Yeah. | ||
| Azami Izumida - Fix Your Skin, and Your Life | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Azami: | Hmm.... | ||
| Itaru: | I'll just...pretend you're not staring at me. | ||
| Azami: | Your skin's not doing too good. 3 slaps should do the trick. | ||
| Itaru: | Hang on, I'm pretty sure any slaps would do more damage. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Azami: | Starting from today, you're sleeping at 9PM. No late-night snacks either. | ||
| Itaru: | Not today, Satan. Not today. | ||
| Itaru: | Okay, I won't snack, but there's no way I'm sleeping at NINE... | ||
| Azami: | Tch. You're just making my skin care routine for you harder. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | I gave up my snacks for my skin care routine, just like you asked. | ||
| Azami: | Hmm...your skin's improved. I'll give you a passing mark. Barely. | ||
| Itaru: | Hell yeah. Time for pizza and soda all night long! | ||
| Azami: | I will end you. | ||
Winter Troupe
| Tsumugi Tsukioka - Experienced Tutors | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | Do you tutor elementary kids? | ||
| Tsumugi: | I used too, but now I mainly tutor high schoolers. | ||
| Tsumugi: | Ah right, you tutored Sakuya before, didn't you? | ||
| Itaru: | Just once. He was so attentive. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | You seem like a nice teacher. | ||
| Tsumugi: | Ahaha... I hope my students feel the same. | ||
| Tsumugi: | I bet you'd make a good tutor, too. | ||
| Itaru: | Think so? I guess it wasn't bad tutoring Sakuya. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Tsumugi: | I'm looking at all the students' homework. Feel like helping me out? | ||
| Itaru: | I'm doing an event right now so I'll pass. | ||
| Tsumugi: | I'm not great at science, so I'd really appreciate your help... | ||
| Itaru: | Not only are you good at teaching, you're good at asking for favors...Fine. | ||
| Tasuku Takato - Pulls no Punches | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | Crap, it's EXP fever! Sorry, Tasuku. You're on your own. | ||
| Tasuku: | You've gotta be kidding me! | ||
| Itaru: | Nice, they've started a referral campaign. Can I send you an invite? | ||
| Tasuku: | Whatever. I'll sign up for it but that's it. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | You and Tsumugi go back, huh? I'm surprised you're not sick of each other. | ||
| Tasuku: | We're like brothers. I'd never get sick of him. | ||
| Itaru: | You're so huge, Tasuku. You're like a Giant Warrior of the Hidden Forest. | ||
| Tasuku: | Stop comparing me to game characters... | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Tasuku: | Do you want to play soccer... Ah, nevermind. | ||
| Itaru: | Did you just snub me to my face? | ||
| Itaru: | Had a teacher in high school who was a musclehead like you. Takes me back. | ||
| Tasuku: | ...I bet you hid in the nurse's office during gym class. | ||
| Hisoka Mikage - Light Novel Protag? | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | You've seriously got amnesia? | ||
| Hisoka: | Yeah. | ||
| Itaru: | Dude, you're like the hero in a light novel... | ||
| Hisoka: | Light novel...? | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Itaru: | Just sayin', Hisoka Mikage sounds like the name of a light novel protag. | ||
| Hisoka: | I don't really get it... I'm going to sleep. | ||
| Hisoka: | Zzz...zzz... | ||
| Itaru: | And if this were a game, you'd be a dark assassin. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Itaru: | Zzz...zzz... | ||
| Hisoka: | When's your light novel adventure gonna start? | ||
| Itaru: | Anyway, lmk when your memories come back. | ||
| Hisoka: | Okay. ...You look like you're having fun. | ||
| Homare Arisugawa - Needs more Earplug | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Homare: | Glider, glider, flying high! Holland's naan brings such delight! | ||
| Itaru: | ...... | ||
| Homare: | I see that you're wearing earplugs, Itaru. Are you ready for bed? | ||
| Itaru: | ...... | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Homare: | You forgot to take out your earplugs this morning! Here, let me do it. | ||
| Itaru: | Your positivity frightens me. | ||
| Homare: | Itaru, you're kind of scatterbrained, aren't you? | ||
| Itaru: | Better than being an airhead and a weirdo. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Homare: | I bought earplugs, too! Hm? I can't hear you. | ||
| Itaru: | There really is a fine line between genius and idiot... | ||
| Homare: | I wrote a poem for you! Listen and be wowed! ♪ | ||
| Itaru: | Hang on, just gotta put in my earplugs. | ||
| Azuma Yukishiro - Frivolous Vistors | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | If we don't meet our quota, we're only allowed one side tonight. | ||
| Azuma: | Is that what Sakyo said? Guess we just gotta do it. | ||
| Azuma: | We just missed meeting our target. Oh well, we can always buy a side dish. | ||
| Itaru: | That's a genius idea. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Azuma: | I feel my energy drop when it's too sunny outside... | ||
| Itaru: | Plus it makes a glare on my phone screen. | ||
| Azuma: | I'm exhausted... Let's have some tea. | ||
| Itaru: | Sign me up. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Azuma: | Our skit today is supposed to be about anger. | ||
| Itaru: | What a pain. Let's just do whatever. | ||
| Azuma: | We're done! ♪ | ||
| Itaru: | Back to the event... | ||
| Guy - Morning Shower Crew | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Veludo Station | |||
| Itaru: | Never thought you'd be the type to take morning showers. | ||
| Guy: | Mourning showers? I am afraid nothing to mourn when I bathe. | ||
| Itaru: | Morning showers. You know like, taking a shower...in the morning. | ||
| Guy: | I see that I misheard you before. I must take care when listening. | ||
| Veludo Park | |||
| Guy: | I exercise in the morning, so I have to shower to rid myself of sweat. | ||
| Itaru: | Right. You can fix your bed head while you're at it, so that's a plus, too. | ||
| Itaru: | You always look so put together. You do your hair and everything, too. | ||
| Guy: | An attendant's appearance is highly important. Bed head won't do. | ||
| Veludo Library | |||
| Guy: | Am I imagining things, or has the shampoo been watered down... | ||
| Itaru: | The water pressure in the shower is somewhat weak as well... | ||
| Guy: | Could it be the work of a bathroom apparition? | ||
| Itaru: | Nah. It's probably the work of a certain yakuza living in the dorm... | ||
