| Sakuya Sakuma - Gacha Rep
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| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
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.001% probablilty? You kidding me?
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| Sakuya:
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???
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| Sakuya:
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Um, are you playing a gacha?
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| Itaru:
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Yup. Can you pull for me?
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
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I swear this game has a sensor that picks up exactly what you want...
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| Sakuya:
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What sensor...?
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| Sakuya:
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You know so many things I don't!
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| Itaru:
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You're better off not knowing any of this.
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| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
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Can I ask you to do another 10 pull for me?
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| Sakuya:
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I just have to press a button, right? Sure!
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| Itaru:
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Hell yeah, just got an exclusive UR! You're my gacha patron saint, Sakuya.
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| Sakuya:
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Not sure what that means, but I'm happy for you!
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| Masumi Usui - No Fraternizing Policy
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| Veludo Station
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| Masumi:
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If she isn't here, what's the point.
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| Itaru:
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How about imagining everyone here is her?
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| Itaru:
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Masumi, you ever heard of fan service?
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| Masumi:
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Nope.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
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You've got a nice face. You should really smile more.
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| Masumi:
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Why? I smile for the director, though.
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| Masumi:
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Why do you put up a front like that? Isn't it tiring?
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| Itaru:
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Haha. You'll figure it out when you're older.
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| Veludo Library
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| Masumi:
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I can't imagine you as a prince.
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| Itaru:
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Yeah, same.
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| Itaru:
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What? Maintenance again?! Screw this shit.
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| Masumi:
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I feel sorry for any girl who thinks you're a prince.
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| Tsuzuru Minagi - Give Me Your Phone
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| Veludo Station
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| Tsuzuru:
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Will you please put your phone away?
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| Itaru:
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Can I use it as a prop?
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| Tsuzuru:
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You really used it as a prop... Props to you, man...
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| Itaru:
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And I used up my stamina too ♪
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
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Wanna try a gacha pull?
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| Tsuzuru:
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You won't get a rare card through me.
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| Itaru:
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Whoa, total trash pull. You're a real winner, Tsuzuru.
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| Tsuzuru:
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I don't even know what happened, but I'm annoyed.
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| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
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Hang on- EXP x3 fever just started.
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| Tsuzuru:
|
Yeah, yeah. Can we start?
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| Itaru:
|
You look tired. Wanna talk about it?
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| Tsuzuru:
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Whose fault do you think it is?!
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| Citron - First Rate Interpreterting
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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The ladies of the town said you were hot, Itaru. Would you like a fan?
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| Itaru:
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Not trying to brag, but hot means good-looking in this case.
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| Citron:
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But what does the temperature have to do with your looks?
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| Itaru:
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Because it makes you hot and bothered? ...You know what, let's stop there.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Itaru, your stamina has recovered!
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| Itaru:
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For real? GJ, Citron.
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| Citron:
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I always strive to be full of hearty tips!
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| Itaru:
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Damn, this one's hard. ...Helpful tips?
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Break your legs, Itaru! I will be rooting for you!
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| Itaru:
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Yeah, that's 'break a leg'. You got a grudge against me?
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| Itaru:
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I'm going to try harder at speaking better!
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| Citron:
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I don't mind if you stay the same. It's pretty funny.
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| Chikage Utsuki - Elite Office Workers
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| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
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You're having dinner with the guys from A Corp. tomorrow, right?
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| Chikage:
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Nope. I don't really gel with the sales rep there.
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| Itaru:
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It didn't sabotage your relationship? Teach me your ways.
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| Chikage:
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Sorry. Trade secret.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
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One of the girls in HR gave me something to give you.
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| Chikage:
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What a coincidence. One of the girls from Accounting gave me this for you.
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| Itaru:
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Looks like she got you chocolate. Too bad.
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| Chikage:
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And you got a ream of invoices and an energy drink. Good luck.
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| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
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Play any online games? I saw a guild master with glasses just like yours.
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| Chikage:
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Can't say I know much about them. Don't you have a presentation tomorrow?
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| Itaru:
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Damn, forgot there's a guild event today. Hey, Chikage. We're buds, right?
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| Chikage:
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Since when have we been buds?
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| Tenma Sumeragi - Fanservice Pro
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| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
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Winking's the best kind of fanservice!
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| Tenma:
|
Seriously? If they roll their eyes it's your fault.
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| Itaru:
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You're terrible at winking, Tenma.
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| Tenma:
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...I'll practice at home.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
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We should up our physical contact if we want to give fan service.
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| Tenma:
|
Is that really fan service, though?
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| Tenma:
|
Will they really be happy if we get more affectionate?
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| Itaru:
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...Believe me, they will.
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| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
|
I thought of the ultimate fan service.
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| Tenma:
|
The ultimate?
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| Tenma:
|
You're terrifying...THAT'S considered fan service?
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| Itaru:
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Hey, what works, works. Feels greatbeing on top.
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| Yuki Rurikawa - Beguiling Looks
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| Veludo Station
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| Yuki:
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Your looks don't match your personality at all. It's fraud.
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| Itaru:
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You of all people have no room to talk.
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| Itaru:
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What was my nickname again?
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| Yuki:
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Elite Swindler. Totally perfect for you, right?
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
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I bet you'd be super popular if you worked at a maid cafe.
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| Yuki:
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Are you trying to pick a fight with me?
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| Itaru:
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I'm sure you'd be in high demand within a certain subset of maid otaku...
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| Yuki:
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Be grateful to the parents you gave you that face, for real.
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| Veludo Library
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| Yuki:
|
Seeing someone with a nice face but a crappy personality is the worst.
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| Itaru:
|
Now you're just being mean.
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| Itaru:
|
You can get away with anything if you look good. World's unfair that way.
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| Yuki:
|
Sure, I'll give you that. Being cute's an asset.
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| Muku Sakisaka - Benchmark of Adulthood
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| Veludo Station
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| Muku:
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Itaru, you're like a prince! I wanna grow up to be just like you!
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| Itaru:
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A prince, huh? Too bad my castle's an office building.
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| Muku:
|
Hmm...
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| Itaru:
|
You're really staring. Or maybe scrutinizing is a better word...
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| Veludo Park
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| Muku:
|
I saw your hairstyle in a manga. It looks just like a prince's!
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| Itaru:
|
Nice. Time for my 2D debut.
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| Itaru:
|
I'd rather ride on a dragon than a white horse though.
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| Muku:
|
Whoa! An eleven prince!
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| Veludo Library
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| Muku:
|
You look super cool today, Itaru!
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| Itaru:
|
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.
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| Itaru:
|
I want a healer like you in my party.
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| Muku:
|
Party? Sounds pretty grown up...
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| Misumi Ikaruga - Triangle Game Dev
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| Veludo Station
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| Misumi:
|
Itaru! Do you have triangle a triangle game?
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| Itaru:
|
A triangle game? Like, a puzzle game?
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| Itaru:
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A triangle puzzle game?! Lemme play!
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| Misumi:
|
I'll look for one. Gimme a sec.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
|
Couldn't really find a triangle game...
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| Misumi:
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Keep trying, keep trying, keep tri-tri-triangle-ing!
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| Misumi:
|
Why don't we make a triangle game?
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| Itaru:
|
Huh. Point.
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| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
|
What kind of triangle game do you want to play?
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| Misumi:
|
Hmm, a game where you can make triangles out of triangles!
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| Itaru:
|
Mm, you mean like a brain training game?
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| Misumi:
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Not brains. Triangles.
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| Kazunari Miyoshi - Social Media Masters
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| Veludo Station
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| Kazunari:
|
Taruchi, my man! Your follower count exploded!
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| Itaru:
|
I just uploaded a Let's Play of a new game.
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| Itaru:
|
I'm craving ramen. Know any good places?
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| Kazunari:
|
Hang on. I'll ask my followers.
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| Veludo Park
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| Kazunari:
|
I got 1000 likes! Yaaaas!
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| Itaru:
|
Grats.
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| Kazunari:
|
Can I post a pic of us?
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| Itaru:
|
Only if you put a sticker over my face. Gotta stay anonymous.
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| Veludo Library
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| Kazunari:
|
Dude, how are you so viral?
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| Itaru:
|
Well, I do have followers in the 5-figure range.
|
| Kazunari:
|
Whoa, I hit my data limit! Man...
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| Itaru:
|
For real? Don't let it get to ya.
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| Kumon Hyodo - Dorks of All Ages
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
You think you're hiding it well, but I can see right through you, Kumon.
|
| Kumon:
|
W-what do you mean?!
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| Itaru:
|
Tell me...where do your allegiences lie? Me? The 2nd Gate of Shadow.
|
| Kumom:
|
!!! I...I guard the 9th Gate of Flame...
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| Veludo Park
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| Kumon:
|
P-please don't tell anyone I'm into this kind of stuff!
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| Itaru:
|
This kind of stuff...you mean the fact that you're a total dork?
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| Itaru:
|
Don't be ashamed, kid. We are the chosen ones. Be proud!
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| Kumon:
|
It's kinda amazing to hear that from an actual adult!
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| Veludo Library
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| Kumon:
|
I just thought of an amazing chant! I'll use it in our next street act!
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| Itaru:
|
Really now? Then I'll have to think of one of my own, too.
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| Kumon:
|
Those fantasy-inspired chants were really fun!
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| Itaru:
|
Yeah. I'll invite Tsumugi next time so we can try with the three of us.
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| Banri Settsu - Hardcore Gamers
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| Veludo Station
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| Banri:
|
You're done with the guild event already? You're a monster.
|
| Itaru:
|
Think I'm the guild master for nothing?
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| Itaru:
|
Hehe, need me to cover you?
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| Banri:
|
I don't like your tone. I'll do it myself.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
|
Oh crap, the event gacha started. BRB, buying more Crystals.
|
| Banri:
|
Good luck.
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| Itaru:
|
Are you friggin' kidding me? Maintenance!? Screw this.
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| Banri:
|
Bet it'll be 8 hours too.
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| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
|
I'm still pissed at you for taking one of my kills yesterday.
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| Banri:
|
Man up, dude. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there.
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| Itaru:
|
Make it up to me by backing me up in that limited quest later.
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| Banri:
|
Sure. I've got some items I wanna power up.
|
| Juza Hyodo - Out of a Fighting Game
|
| Veludo Station
|
| Itaru:
|
......
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| Juza:
|
W-What?
|
| Itaru:
|
↓↑〇△→↑←
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| Juza:
|
!?
|
| Veludo Park
|
| Itaru:
|
When I look at you I just get the impulse to press commands.
|
| Juza:
|
Commands...? Like in a game, or...?
|
| Itaru:
|
Okay, so when I say ↑→ you do a roundhouse kick, got it?
|
| Juza:
|
O-Okay?!
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| Veludo Library
|
| Itaru:
|
There was a chara like you in a fighting game I used to be obsessed with.
|
| Juza:
|
I've never played a fighting game.
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| Itaru:
|
When I say →↑〇△↓↓ you let out a surge attack, all right?
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| Juza:
|
That's literally impossible.
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| Taichi Nanao - F2P vs P2P
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
Really hoping this card comes home.
|
| Taichi:
|
Ooh! I'm gonna try pulling too!
|
| Taichi:
|
I got it! Saving all those crystals really paid off!
|
| Itaru:
|
...Wanna fight, Taichi?
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| Veludo Park
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| Taichi:
|
I've bought stuff before, y'know! I spent 300 yen once!
|
| Itaru:
|
You kiddin' me? Get on my level, bro.
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| Taichi:
|
Your equipment is amazing! Are you using cheats?!
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| Itaru:
|
Cheats? Nope, got it fair and square. P2W for life.
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| Veludo Library
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| Taichi:
|
I wanna join your guild!
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| Itaru:
|
You gotta be over level 300 first, noob.
|
| Taichi:
|
I'm doing the next event entirely F2P!
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| Itaru:
|
You do that. I'll crush you.
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| Omi Fushimi - Midnight Snack Supplier
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| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
I'll have an order of ramen tonight.
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| Omi:
|
Tonkotsu?
|
| Itaru:
|
A side of grilled onigiri too.
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| Omi:
|
Haha. Roger that.
|
| Veludo Park
|
| Itaru:
|
The onigiri I asked for last night is already gone.
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| Omi:
|
Oh... I'm pretty sure the culprit is Misumi.
|
| Itaru:
|
Just make them round next time.
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| Omi:
|
Ahh, I see. Got it.
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| Veludo Library
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| Omi:
|
Don't you crave something light for dinner sometimes?
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| Itaru:
|
The entire point of dinner is to load up on calories.
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| Omi:
|
I recommend chicken broth ramen tonight.
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| Itaru:
|
Sure. Let's go with that.
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| Sakyo Furuichi - Elite Adults
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
Is our troupe really that poor?
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| Sakyo:
|
Wouldn't say poor, but things are tight.
|
| Sakyo:
|
Raising your data plan for some pixels? Give some of that cash to us.
|
| Itaru:
|
Yeah, no.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
|
Want me to take a look at the account?
|
| Sakyo:
|
That would help a lot. Don't make any weird charges, though.
|
| Itaru:
|
Well, should we start playing the stock market?
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| Sakyo:
|
We don't even have enough money to do that.
|
| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
|
I know a bit about economics, so let me know if you have any questions.
|
| Sakyo:
|
All right. I'll let you know.
|
| Itaru:
|
Seriously, you interested in buying some stocks?
|
| Sakyo:
|
...On a personal level? Yeah.
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| Azami Izumida - Fix Your Skin, and Your Life
|
| Veludo Station
|
| Azami:
|
Hmm....
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| Itaru:
|
I'll just...pretend you're not staring at me.
|
| Azami:
|
Your skin's not doing too good. 3 slaps should do the trick.
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| Itaru:
|
Hang on, I'm pretty sure any slaps would do more damage.
|
| Veludo Park
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| Azami:
|
Starting from today, you're sleeping at 9PM. No late-night snacks either.
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| Itaru:
|
Not today, Satan. Not today.
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| Itaru:
|
Okay, I won't snack, but there's no way I'm sleeping at NINE...
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| Azami:
|
Tch. You're just making my skin care routine for you harder.
|
| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
|
I gave up my snacks for my skin care routine, just like you asked.
|
| Azami:
|
Hmm...your skin's improved. I'll give you a passing mark. Barely.
|
| Itaru:
|
Hell yeah. Time for pizza and soda all night long!
|
| Azami:
|
I will end you.
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| Tsumugi Tsukioka - Experienced Tutors
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
Do you tutor elementary kids?
|
| Tsumugi:
|
I used too, but now I mainly tutor high schoolers.
|
| Tsumugi:
|
Ah right, you tutored Sakuya before, didn't you?
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| Itaru:
|
Just once. He was so attentive.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
|
You seem like a nice teacher.
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| Tsumugi:
|
Ahaha... I hope my students feel the same.
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| Tsumugi:
|
I bet you'd make a good tutor, too.
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| Itaru:
|
Think so? I guess it wasn't bad tutoring Sakuya.
|
| Veludo Library
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| Tsumugi:
|
I'm looking at all the students' homework. Feel like helping me out?
|
| Itaru:
|
I'm doing an event right now so I'll pass.
|
| Tsumugi:
|
I'm not great at science, so I'd really appreciate your help...
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| Itaru:
|
Not only are you good at teaching, you're good at asking for favors...Fine.
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| Tasuku Takato - Pulls no Punches
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| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
Crap, it's EXP fever! Sorry, Tasuku. You're on your own.
|
| Tasuku:
|
You've gotta be kidding me!
|
| Itaru:
|
Nice, they've started a referral campaign. Can I send you an invite?
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| Tasuku:
|
Whatever. I'll sign up for it but that's it.
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| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
|
You and Tsumugi go back, huh? I'm surprised you're not sick of each other.
|
| Tasuku:
|
We're like brothers. I'd never get sick of him.
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| Itaru:
|
You're so huge, Tasuku. You're like a Giant Warrior of the Hidden Forest.
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| Tasuku:
|
Stop comparing me to game characters...
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| Veludo Library
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| Tasuku:
|
Do you want to play soccer... Ah, nevermind.
|
| Itaru:
|
Did you just snub me to my face?
|
| Itaru:
|
Had a teacher in high school who was a musclehead like you. Takes me back.
|
| Tasuku:
|
...I bet you hid in the nurse's office during gym class.
|
| Hisoka Mikage - Light Novel Protag?
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
You've seriously got amnesia?
|
| Hisoka:
|
Yeah.
|
| Itaru:
|
Dude, you're like the hero in a light novel...
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| Hisoka:
|
Light novel...?
|
| Veludo Park
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| Itaru:
|
Just sayin', Hisoka Mikage sounds like the name of a light novel protag.
|
| Hisoka:
|
I don't really get it... I'm going to sleep.
|
| Hisoka:
|
Zzz...zzz...
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| Itaru:
|
And if this were a game, you'd be a dark assassin.
|
| Veludo Library
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| Itaru:
|
Zzz...zzz...
|
| Hisoka:
|
When's your light novel adventure gonna start?
|
| Itaru:
|
Anyway, lmk when your memories come back.
|
| Hisoka:
|
Okay. ...You look like you're having fun.
|
| Homare Arisugawa - Needs more Earplug
|
| Veludo Station
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| Homare:
|
Glider, glider, flying high! Holland's naan brings such delight!
|
| Itaru:
|
......
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| Homare:
|
I see that you're wearing earplugs, Itaru. Are you ready for bed?
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| Itaru:
|
......
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| Veludo Park
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| Homare:
|
You forgot to take out your earplugs this morning! Here, let me do it.
|
| Itaru:
|
Your positivity frightens me.
|
| Homare:
|
Itaru, you're kind of scatterbrained, aren't you?
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| Itaru:
|
Better than being an airhead and a weirdo.
|
| Veludo Library
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| Homare:
|
I bought earplugs, too! Hm? I can't hear you.
|
| Itaru:
|
There really is a fine line between genius and idiot...
|
| Homare:
|
I wrote a poem for you! Listen and be wowed! ♪
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| Itaru:
|
Hang on, just gotta put in my earplugs.
|
| Azuma Yukishiro - Frivolous Vistors
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
If we don't meet our quota, we're only allowed one side tonight.
|
| Azuma:
|
Is that what Sakyo said? Guess we just gotta do it.
|
| Azuma:
|
We just missed meeting our target. Oh well, we can always buy a side dish.
|
| Itaru:
|
That's a genius idea.
|
| Veludo Park
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| Azuma:
|
I feel my energy drop when it's too sunny outside...
|
| Itaru:
|
Plus it makes a glare on my phone screen.
|
| Azuma:
|
I'm exhausted... Let's have some tea.
|
| Itaru:
|
Sign me up.
|
| Veludo Library
|
| Azuma:
|
Our skit today is supposed to be about anger.
|
| Itaru:
|
What a pain. Let's just do whatever.
|
| Azuma:
|
We're done! ♪
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| Itaru:
|
Back to the event...
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| Guy - Morning Shower Crew
|
| Veludo Station
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| Itaru:
|
Never thought you'd be the type to take morning showers.
|
| Guy:
|
Mourning showers? I am afraid nothing to mourn when I bathe.
|
| Itaru:
|
Morning showers. You know like, taking a shower...in the morning.
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| Guy:
|
I see that I misheard you before. I must take care when listening.
|
| Veludo Park
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| Guy:
|
I exercise in the morning, so I have to shower to rid myself of sweat.
|
| Itaru:
|
Right. You can fix your bed head while you're at it, so that's a plus, too.
|
| Itaru:
|
You always look so put together. You do your hair and everything, too.
|
| Guy:
|
An attendant's appearance is highly important. Bed head won't do.
|
| Veludo Library
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| Guy:
|
Am I imagining things, or has the shampoo been watered down...
|
| Itaru:
|
The water pressure in the shower is somewhat weak as well...
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| Guy:
|
Could it be the work of a bathroom apparition?
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| Itaru:
|
Nah. It's probably the work of a certain yakuza living in the dorm...
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