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Episode 1 -The Show Must Go On!
-- Room 101 (Day) --
Sakuya: Yawn...
Citron: Good morning to you!
Sakuya: G'morning...
Masumi: ...
Sakuya: Whoa!
Citron: A Masumi draws near!
Masumi: You're late.
Citron: The Masumi attacked before we were ready!
Sakuya: Um, what are you doing here, Masumi?
Masumi: Morning practice.
Sakuya: Uh, yeah. I'm joining in today.
Masumi: Come on.
Sakuya: Hey, wait! I haven't gotten dressed yet!
Masumi: Shut up.
Citron: Masumi has abducted Sakuya!
Masumi: You're coming, too.
Citron: Ah, I too am getting dressed! You are shameless!
-- Training Room (Day) --
Izumi: (Huh, there's people in the training room this early in the morning?)
Masumi: Put your foot there.
Sakuya: Okay.
Masumi: I'll do this slow enough for you to follow.
Sakuya: Okay, um, thanks.
Izumi: Is Masumi giving Sakuya lessons?
Citron: Masumi is being affectionate! What a rare and good omen!
Masumi: It's nothing special.
Tsuzuru: Mornin'.
Itaru: You're all up early.
Masumi: Yeah, like that.
Sakuya: Yesss! I did it!
Izumi: (The tempo's pretty slow, but they're in synch. This might just work...)
Tsuzuru: Looking good, guys!
Itaru: Was there some sorta special event yesterday? Did it trip a flag?
Citron: I discovered a secret unlockable option!
Itaru: For real? Hell yeah, EZ. Better update the wiki.
Tsuzuru: Hey. Knock it off with the gamer jargon.
Tsuzuru: Seriously though, what's gotten into you, Masumi?
Masumi: Nothing. Just didn't wanna deal with any more dead weight.
Izumi: I think this might actually be presentable in time for the show!
Sakuya: Really?!
Izumi: Masumi, I'll let yo take the lead for this, but only as long as neither of you work yourselves too hard.
Masumi: Okay.
Sakuya: Thanks a bunch, Masumi! I'll do my best!
Izumi: (I guess we can keep the swordfighting after all. I'm so glad!)
-- Training Room (Night) --
Manager: Dun-da-da-dun! Hey, guys! Your costumes are done!
Yuki: They still need some fine-tuning, though.
Sakuya: Oh, wow! These are awesome!
Citron: Very nice!
Izumi: I'm so impressed. I saw the design sketches, but it's even better seeing the real things!
Tsuzuru: I was kinda worried when I heard this guy was in middle school, but he's got a pro's touch for sure.
Yuki: Damn right.
Yuki: Try them on, now. I need to do sizing adjustments.
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Itaru: Hmm, it's a little tight around the waist.
Yuki: Lose some weight.
Itaru: That's your idea of a sizing adjustment?
Sakuya: It's perfect! And so easy to move in!
Tsuzuru: Yeah, pretty nice.
Masumi: Not bad, I guess.
Izumi: You guys look great! These outfits are gonna make you shine up on stage!
Manager: It's really sinking in now. Showtime's just around the corner.
Yuki: And how's the publicity coming? Getting an audience?
Manager: Huh?
Yuki: Don't "Huh?" me. You've put tickets on sale, right?
Manager: Well, uh, yeah...
Izumi: Matsukawa? Is there something you would like me to know?
Yuki: How many have you sold?
Manager: Uh... Four.
Izumi: Four?!
Manager: Mine, Tetsuro's, Yuzo's, and Kamekichi's.
Tsuzuru: Those are all insiders, and you can't take money from Kamekichi! He's a bird!
Masumi: We've got only three weeks.
Itaru: That ain't good.
Citron: Out opening performance may well become our closing performance.
Sakuya: This is no laughing matter!
Izumi: Look, we have to have a sold-out closing night, or this theater is getting shut down! Why didn't you say anything sooner?!
Manager: Sorry...
Izumi: We need to do some marketing ASAP! We've commissioned a nice website and flyers already. We can't have them going to waste!
Itaru: Matsukawa, how many hits does the site have?
Manager: Uh, why would someone hit the site?
Itaru: Hits, as in individual page views. We need to spread the word about this site. I'll plug it on my social media. That should get it exposure with around 50,000 people.
Tsuzuru: That's nuts!
Itaru: You might wanna start a blog for the troupe. Posts from group members would let people feel more up close and personal with us.
Izumi: Itaru, I'll put you in charge of website details.
Izumi: How about the rest of us go pass out some flyers on the street?
Sakuya: Yes, ma'am!
Tsuzuru: Sure thing.
Citron: I am in!
Yuki: ...Gimme one.
Manager: Huh?
Yuki: That makes five, right? I'd like to make sure lots of people appreciate the outfits I worked so hard on. I'll help with advertising.
Izumi: Thanks, Yuki!
-- Living Room (Night) --
Izumi: Ah, the blog's up. Itaru sure doesn't waste time.
Izumi: Everybody's posting to it already... I wonder what they're writing.
Masumi: (Title: Introduction.)
Masumi: (Masumi Usui, playing Julius.)
Izumi: ...That's it?! He could've added a mini-bio or profile!
Izumi: Next up, Citron's post...
Citron: (Title: ROMEO AND JULIUS)
Citron: (A FAMUS PLAY WITH A NWE TWIST.......)
Izumi: Why the capslock?! Not only does it look like he's screaming, it's riddled with typos...
Izumi: We need help. Now.


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