Kazunari: | I'm hoooome! |
Kazunari: | Huh? No ones here? That's rare! |
Kazunari: | ...I'm so bored. Guess I'll watch some TV till everyone else gets here. |
Kazunari: | Hm? What's a phone doing here? |
Kazunari: | Wait, is this Izumi's phone? Guess she forgot it. |
Kazunari: | Oh hey, a DM from Massu! |
Kazunari: | ...What the?! |
Izumi: | Oh hey, Kazunari. You're home. Welcome back! |
Kazunari: | Heya, Izumi! You've got mail! |
Izumi: | Ah, I knew I forgot it at home! |
Kazunari: | Hey, Izumi... About Massu... |
Izumi: | Hm? |
Kazunari: | How is he so different in his DMs?! He uses a bunch of emojis and stuff! It's super cute! |
Izumi: | Different? He's always like this... But I guess he usually has kind of a poker face so I can see why you'd be surprised. |
Izumi: | He messages me a lot, so maybe it's easier for him to talk this way? |
Kazunari: | A-ha! So he's showin' you his soft side, eh? Dude, that's insane. Massu's pretty crafty!! |
Izumi: | You use a lot of emojis in your DMs too, you know. I think they're cute. |
Kazunari: | Just cute though? They don't make your heart pound? They don't make you swoon? |
Izumi: | I dunno? Should they?! |
Kazunari: | Kazunari Miyoshi's Secret Love Technique #52-- Slide into those DMs and show a whole new side of you...! |
Izumi: | Secret love technique? What are you talking about? |
Kazunari: | Nothing! I just wanna make your heart race more, Izumi! |
Izumi: | Okay, then. |
Kazunari: | I'm not gonna let Massu beat me! I'm gonna be your favorite, I promise!! |
Izumi: | Um, good luck, I guess? |
Kazunari: | Thanks! |
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Kazunari: | I'm home! |
Masumi: | ...... |
Kazunari: | Oh, Massu. |
Masumi: | ...... |
Kazunari: | Hm? |
Kazunari: | (He's actually in a good mood for once. Doesn't know I saw his DMs. I'm gonna surprise him...) |
Kazunari: | (Veeery carefully...) |
Masumi: | ...... |
Kazunari: | Waaah! |
Masumi: | ......! |
Kazunari: | Ah, sorry!! |
Masumi: | Kazunari... |
Kazunari: | Here's your phone! Don't worry, the screen's not broken! |
Masumi: | Knock it off. |
Kazunari: | (He was totally DMing Izumi! I see how it is. That's why he's in such a good mood!) |
Kazunari: | Hey, Massu! Didn't know you were the type to use emojis and stickers in your DMs to Izumi. |
Masumi: | None of your business. |
Kazunari: | You never use them with me! |
Masumi: | I don't even know your number. |
Kazunari: | What? You don't? |
Kazunari: | Let's trade digits, then! We can become DM besties! |
Masumi: | No. |
Masumi: | Hm? |
Kazunari: | Oh, it's for me. |
Izumi: | "Can you go to the store and pick up some eggs and milk? I don't have the time to make it over there." |
Kazunari: | Izumi wants me to go on an errand for her. |
Masumi: | Huh? Why you...? |
Kazunari: | "OK! Your wish is my command, Izumi! But you gotta take me with you next time!" Add some hearts aaaannnd... |
Kazunari: | Sent. |
Masumi: | There's no way she sent you that. Lemme see. |
Kazunari: | Hmm, I dunno. |
Masumi: | Lemme see it! |
Kazunari: | Only if you give tell me your secret DM techniques! Like how to show a softer side of yourself and make all the girlies swoon! |
Masumi: | Knock it off. |
Kazunari: | Then I won't tell. |
Masumi: | ...Don't contact her anymore. |
Kazunari: | What?! No way! I like Izumi, too! |
Masumi: | Nope. I won't let you message her anymore. Delete her contact from your phone. |
Kazunari: | What?! |
Masumi: | ...I'll delete it for you. |
Kazunari: | You're way too overprotective, man! Geez! |
Masumi: | I'm getting rid of it all. |
Kazunari: | Massu, dude! Wait! |
Kazunari: | Don't break my phone! |
Masumi: | ...Tch. |
Kazunari: | That was close... Chill out a bit, Massu! There's no need to take it out on my phone! |
Masumi: | Since when have you two been DMing? |
Kazunari: | Um, when I joined the troupe and she told me her number? |
Misumi: | ...I win. |
Kazunari: | When did you two start? |
Masumi: | When I joined. |
Kazunari: | Oh, you joined first, so I guess you do win! |
Masumi: | I have more message history with her. |
Kazunari: | But do you know that for sure? I mean, I might have messaged her more than you. |
Masumi: | ...I'm gonna break it. |
Kazunari: | Nooo! Don't do it! |
Masumi: | ...Tch. |
Kazunari: | You've really got it bad for her, huh. |
Masumi: | Shut up. 'Course I do. |
Kazunari: | You said it! Then why don't we be besties in love with Izumi! |
Masumi: | No. |
Kazunari: | ...Didn't even skip a beat! |
Kazunari: | But y'know, if you become love besties with me, then I'll send you the selfie she sent me the other day. |
Masumi: | Selfie? Why do you have that? I'll delete it. |
Kazunari: | What?! But if you delete it, I can't show it to you! |
Masumi: | ...... |
Kazunari: | She modeled some costumes when she went to help out at another theater and sent a pic to me. |
Masumi: | ...Show it to me. |
Kazunari: | Then tell me your account name! |
Masumi: | Grr... |
Kazunari: | Geez, is it that hard?! |
Masumi: | Here's my address. Do what you want with it. |
Kazunari: | Yay! Massu's address is all mine! |
Masumi: | Hurry up and send it to me. |
Kazunari: | Okay...Aaaand, send! |
Masumi: | That's just a suit, not a costume. |
Kazunari: | Yeah, but isn't it super fresh? She usually dresses so casually! |
Masumi: | ...Anything looks good on her. |
Kazunari: | See? You get it! That's why we're love besties! |
Masumi: | ...I just blocked you. |
Kazunari: | You're so mean! |
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