| Sakuya Sakuma - Students of Nonsense
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| Veludo Station
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| Sakuya:
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I need to renew my pizza...
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| Citron:
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Pizza? Maybe Omi can make one!
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| Sakuya:
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I love acting with you, Citron!
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| Citron:
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Oh, Sakuya! You are a very good boy!
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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This necklace of mine is cursed...
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| Sakuya:
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What?! C-Cursed?!
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| Citron:
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This curse is a secret between you and me, okay?
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| Sakuya:
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U-Um, okay! I'll figure out a way to break it.
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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I learned a new phrase! "What comes round will become round"!
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| Sakuya:
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I don't know what that means... I guess I should study more!
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| Citron:
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Will you hit books with me, Sakuya?
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| Sakuya:
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Hit books? Is that a game?
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| Masumi Usui - The Terror of Citron
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Poor Masumi... the director didn't allow you into her room again today
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| Masumi:
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!? Were you spying on me again?
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| Citron:
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I am always lurking behind everyone's backs!
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| Masumi:
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That just sounds like a horror movie.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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I want to become an urban legend!!
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| Masumi:
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You're halfway there, lurking behind our backs like that.
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| Citron:
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I shall be even scarier than Big Feets!
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| Masumi:
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...It's Big Foot.
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Jason in the wall, Bloody Mary in the mirror, Citron behind your back...
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| Masumi:
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Knock it off.
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| Citron:
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You better watch out...you better watch out...♪
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| Masumi:
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I just got the chills.
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| Tsuzuru Minagi - Mankai Comedy Duo
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| Veludo Station
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| Tsuzuru:
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Why are you wearing a bowtie?
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| Citron:
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Today isn't street comedy?
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| Tsuzuru:
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Tsuzuru, your jokes are an artillery-grade human cook!
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| Citron:
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That's an insult to cooks!
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Tsuzuru! Give me your best, classic "what the heck?"!
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| Tsuzuru:
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I'm not saying it. ...And what do you mean by classic?
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| Citron:
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Ohh! Your head is like coffee pudding, Tsuzuru!
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| Tsuzuru:
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What the heck?!
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Tsuzuru, the key to a good routine is to say, "Eh, fuhgeddaboudit"!
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| Tsuzuru:
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Where do you get these from?
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| Citron:
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Tsuzuru, you are improving so much!
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| Tsuzuru:
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I never wanted to!
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| Itaru Chigasaki - First-Rate Interpreting
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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The ladies of the town said you were hot, Itaru. Would you like a fan?
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| Itaru:
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Not trying to brag, but hot means good-looking in this case.
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| Citron:
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But what does the temperature have to do with your looks?
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| Itaru:
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That's tough... Could have meant, useful[1] maybe.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Itaru, your stamina has recovered!
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| Itaru:
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For real? GJ, Citron.
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| Citron:
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I always strive to be full of hearty tips!
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| Itaru:
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Damn, this one's hard. ...Helpful tips?
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Break your legs, Itaru! I will be rooting for you!
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| Itaru:
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Yeah, that's 'break a leg'. You got a grudge against me?
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| Itaru:
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I'm going to try harder at speaking better!
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| Citron:
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I don't mind if you stay the same. It's pretty funny.
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| Chikage Utsuki - Irresponsible Pair
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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To think I would finally meet my fearful rival here...
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| Chikage:
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So I'm your rival? Interesting.
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| Citron:
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Chikage! You must not encroach on my turf with your lies and contraception!
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| Chikage:
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Deception? ...I think you've already won this battle.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Chikage...I have made a grave mistake.
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| Chikage:
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If you want, I can hide the evidence.
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| Citron:
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I have lost tne whole yen...How unlucky I am!
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| Chikage:
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Is it time for me to use some of my magic?
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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I told Tsumugi I would get bombs for the garden! It will burst beautifully!
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| Chikage:
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I guess we should gather some spectators for this.
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| Citron:
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I will preform a trick for my land! Ta-dah! And now Tsuzuru has fainted.
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| Chikage:
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So Zafra's magic tricks are just curses. Nice to know.
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| Tenma Sumeragi- Sushi Buds
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Today, I will perform the role of a shrimp!
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| Tenma:
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What kind of skit is this?!
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| Citron:
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All that running around made me empty in my stomach!!
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| Tenma:
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Let's get some sushi before heading back.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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What do you like the material of your sushi to be, Tenma?
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| Tenma:
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You what kind of sushi I like? Tuna for sure.
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| Citron:
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Tuna... So much better than one-na or three-na! Get it?
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| Tenma:
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Yeah, no.
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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I found a wonderful sushi place, Tenma!
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| Tenma:
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Oh, is it good?
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| Citron:
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The sliced giner is so crunchy, it was a masterpiece!
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| Tenma:
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You went there for the ginger?! And what do you mean, crunchy?!
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| Yuki Rurikawa - Kabuki Enthusiants
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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I got tippets for the kabuki show this weekend!
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| Yuki:
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I'll tell Tasuku. Also, it's "ticket".
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| Citron:
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I want to be called House of Citron!
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| Yuki:
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House of Citron. There, ya happy?
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Let us kabook over to Kabuki!
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| Yuki:
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Do you ever just listen to yourself?
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| Citron:
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We should do our own take on a kabuki play!
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| Yuki:
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Making the costumes for that would be fun.
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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It's time for me to show you my best flotation glance!!
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| Yuki:
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...You mean flirtatious?
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| Citron:
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My flotation was perfect! I am ready for my kabuki debut!
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| Yuki:
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I'm too tired to correct you anymore...
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| Muku Sakisaka - Out of a Fairytale
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| Veludo Station
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| Muku:
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You're so elegant, Citron! Like a prince from a distant land!
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| Citron:
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You are very fond of princes, aren't you?
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| Muku:
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White horses are nice, but wouldn't riding a unicorn be amazing?
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| Citron:
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Ah, unicorn! The salty snack at the movies, right?
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Muku, if you wish to become a prince, you must first master Kingcraft!
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| Muku:
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Kingcraft...?! Whoa, that sounds super cool!
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| Citron:
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I will school you in the ways of Citron-style Kingcraft!
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| Muku:
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O-Okay, sure!
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| Veludo Library
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| Muku:
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There is a prince who looks just like you in the newest book of this manga!
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| Citron:
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Wow, I might have been the model for it.
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| Citron:
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I'll try to cosplay as that prince for you!
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| Muku:
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Wow, I can't wait! I'll ask Yuki to make the costume!
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| Misumi Ikaruga - Our Meeting Was Onigiri
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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You must love onigiri. You shocked me back then!
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| Misumi:
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Sorry for eating your onigiri! But it was sooo good!
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| Citron:
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Let's make onigiri together sometime!
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| Misumi:
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Oni-oni-onigiri! Tri-tri-triangle!
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant!
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| Misumi:
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Have some onigiri!
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| Misumi:
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We got a ton of tips!
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| Citron:
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Let us buy tons of onigiri!
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| Veludo Library
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| Misumi:
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How do you say onigiri in English?
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| Citron:
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Rice ball.
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| Misumi:
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Rice ball? But it's not a ball, it's a triangle.
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| Citron:
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I always knew this time would come...
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| Kazunari Miyoshi - Linguistic Innovators
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Kazu, you are so fleek!
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| Kazunari:
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...Wrong, but valid, though! Thanks!
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| Citron:
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You have an odd way of speaking, Kazu. What language is it?
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| Kazunari:
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Just my own spin on words!
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| Veludo Park
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| Kazunari:
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Ronron, get those vibes up!
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| Citron:
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Got it! I'll start vibrating lots!
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| Kazunari:
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Ronron, you interested in being a model for my work?
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| Citron:
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Motel? No, I already have a place to stay!
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Yakiniku's the go-to meal, even in acting!
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| Kazunari:
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You're giving me the munchies, man!
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| Kazunari:
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We make a great pair! Just call us Citrokaz!
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| Citron:
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Let us celebrate!
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| Kumon Hyodo - Zahfra Culture Class
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Kumon, you are a health jockey, right?
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| Kumon:
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Er, what's a healthy jockey?
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| Citron:
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Let me teach you a special exercise from my country!
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| Kumon:
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I have no idea what's going on but I'm in your hands!
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| Veludo Park
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| Kumon:
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Ohhh, you meant to say 'health junkie'! I'm glad I asked Tsuzuru!
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| Citron:
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Yes! Oh, Kumon! You must improve your listening comprehension, my friend.
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| Citron:
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Before going to bed, try posing as a panther, gorilla, and corpse fly!
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| Kumon:
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Is that a legendary exercise from your homeland! I'll totally try it out!
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| Veludo Library
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| Kumon:
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I've been trying out your special exercise every night with Sumi!
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| Citron:
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Practice makes purpose! You must continue as long as you can!
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| Kumon:
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I gotta teach the rest of Summer Troupe this!
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| Citron:
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Yes! It is perfect for stretching before practice!
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| Banri Settsu - Karaoke Lovers
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Karaoke was so heated last night!
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| Banri:
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It lasted for about 4 hours~
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| Citron:
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We will get a perfect score tonight!
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| Banri:
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Yeah we will.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Banri, do you like rock?
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| Banri:
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Not really, but it's easy to sing.
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| Banri:
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I never know what genre you're singing...
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| Citron:
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Japanese karaoke is the best! It has everything!
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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I'm going to construct a karaoke room under the roof!
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| Banri:
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Pretty sure Matsukawa won't want to live in a karaoke room.
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| Banri:
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Ah, I just wanna sing...
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| Citron:
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We can still make free time! Go, let's go!
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| Juza Hyodo - A Real Japanese Punk!
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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A real Japanese punk! I have always wished to meet you!
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| Juza:
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Huh? Why?
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| Citron:
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The punk is always the one who invites the most tears in school TV dramas!
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| Juza:
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???
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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So you prefer combed-back hair style to a pompadour, yes?
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| Juza:
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I've never had a pompadour...
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| Citron:
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I think you'd look wonderful with a pompadour!
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| Citron:
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For real...?
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Where have you hidden your brass knuckles?
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| Juza:
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Don't have any.
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| Citron:
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Invite me to a deserted alleyway to battle you!!
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| Juza:
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Um, okay.
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| Taichi Nanao - Ways of Speaking
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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You're so cute, Taichi! You will find a lover in no time!
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| Taichi:
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You really think so?! I want a girlfriend SO bad!!
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| Citron:
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You speak so funny, Taichi!
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| Taichi:
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You've got no room to talk, Citron!!
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Taichi, you can do shake and sit?
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| Taichi:
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I'm not a dog, but sure! I can do it!
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| Citron:
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Taichi, shake!
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| Taichi:
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Arf! ...And that's all you get!
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| Veludo Library
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| Taichi:
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I wanna go to a singles party.
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| Citron:
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I'll sponsor it!
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| Citron:
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I will invite many boxy ladies for us!
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| Taichi:
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...Do you mean foxy ladies?
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| Omi Fushimi - Taste of Home
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Can you cook the food of my country, Omi?
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| Omi:
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I guess you miss food from back home, huh?
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| Omi:
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Can we get the ingredients in Japan?
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| Citron:
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No program at all!! I shall get it air lifted here!
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| Veludo Park
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| Omi:
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I sent you my country's recipes.
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| Citron:
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Thanks.
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| Omi:
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Darn... This recipe's all in a foregin language.
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| Citron:
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Not to worry! I will translate it for you!
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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| Omi:
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| Citron:
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| Omi:
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| Sakyo Furuichi - Mankai Hot Springs
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| Velvet Station Front
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| Citron:
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Let's go on a relaxing hot spring trip!
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| Sakyo:
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That'd be nice. It's good for cleansing your mind and body.
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| Citron:
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Let's dig up our own spring and start the Hot Bath Company!
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| Sakyo:
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Not happening.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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We should head to the south for hot springs.
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| Sakyo:
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Nah, the north's better.
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| Citron:
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Hot springs make me think of fruity milk and ping pong!
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| Sakyo:
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You gotta be kidding. It's all about coffee milk and massage chairs.
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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| Sakyo:
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| Citron:
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| Sakyo:
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| Azami Izumida - Foreign Makeup Research
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| Veludo Station
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| Azami:
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You have a really unique look, Citron.
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| Citron:
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Unique look?
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| Citron:
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You mean to say I am beautiful and amazing and unforgettable yes?
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| Azami:
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...I wouldn't go that far.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Do you also look at makeup from other countries?
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| Azami:
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Yup. What's makeup like in your country, Citron?
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| Citron:
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You must have eyes as bold as a macaw, and lips as bright as a parakeet?
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| Azami:
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???
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| Veludo Library
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| Azami:
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Ah, your country's further south, so they'd prefer vivid colors...
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| Citron:
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Yes, that! Please try it on me sometime!
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| Citron:
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I want to be sparkling and burning and very brazzle-dazzle!
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| Azami:
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Uh...sure. But be quiet while I'm doing your makeup.
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| Tsumugi Tsukioka - Grammar Tutor
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Tsumugi, you tutor Japanese, yes?
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| Tsumugi:
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I guess you'd call it language arts, in this case.
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| Citron:
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I want you to become my Japanese teacher!
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| Tsumugi:
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Sure thing. I'll help you whenever I can.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Don't go over-easy on me!
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| Tsumugi:
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Er, sure. I'll be strict.
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| Citron:
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Street acts can be very con flex!
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| Tsumugi:
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Do you mean "complex"? Let's work on your vocab a bit...
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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I have many favorite phrases. Like, 'it's raining cats and men'!
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| Tsumugi:
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Do you mean it's 'raining cats and dogs'? or 'it's raining men'?
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| Citron:
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Tasuku told me that you have a habit of seeing forest trees.
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| Tsumugi:
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Um, the forest for the trees? I'll ask him later...
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| Tasuku Takato - Transcending Language
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Let's work till our muscles are covered in sweat and blood and we cry!!
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| Tasuku:
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That's an interesting way of saying blood, sweat, and tears...
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| Citron:
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I love the way you beat your chest and roared!
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| Tasuku:
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I didn't do any of that.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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Tasuku, you prefer your visa with pineapples?
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| Tasuku:
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I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
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| Citron:
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Let's earn money while we rehearse! Then we will be rolling in the batter!
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| Tasuku:
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Anyone from Spring Troupe know what he's saying...?
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Tsuzuru won't give me more lines...
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| Tasuku:
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Can you blame him?
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| Citron:
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Do you talk like that on purpose?
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| Tasuku
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How rude! My intentions are only pure!
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| Hisoka Mikage - Dancing Kings
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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~~~ ♪
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| Hisoka:
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Dance...?
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| Citron:
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Do you like dancing, Hisoka?
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| Hisoka:
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I don't care either way.
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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In my country, we are one with nature when dancing! This is my water dance!
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| Hisoka:
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One with nature...
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| Hisoka:
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~~~♪
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| Citron:
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Whoa! You have become one with the wind! That dance was amazing!
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Today's theme for our skit is dance!
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| Hisoka:
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...Okay.
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| Citron:
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~~~♪
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| Hisoka:
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~~~♪
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| Homare Arisugawa - Unlikely Chemistry
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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I could get addicted to your poems!
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| Homare:
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You've got a unique way of turning a phrase too, Citron!
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| Homare:
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Ah! I feel...inspired! Hmm, hmm, hmm~♪
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| Citron:
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Art is like a firecracker!
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| Veludo Park
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| Citron:
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I just had a great idea! I shall make up a dance to your poem!
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| Homare:
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Oho...an interesting proposal.
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| Citron:
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Let us release more work together!
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| Homare:
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Mm. I'll ask the director.
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| Veludo Library
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| Homare:
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Citron, want to write a poem with me?
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| Citron:
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Sounds good! It will be fun! ♪
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| Homare:
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The two of us will revitalize the company! ♪
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| Citron:
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Hip, hip, hooray!
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| Azuma Yukishiro - Mahjong Masters
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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Azuma, let's have another match tonight!
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| Azuma:
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Okay. Be prepared to lose, though.
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| Citron:
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Thank you for the night of passion, Azuma.
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| Azuma:
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You're very welcome.
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| Veludo Park
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| Azuma:
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Sakyo almost got us yesterday.
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| Citron:
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Kazunari also has a sharp eye. Two very strong players!
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| Citron:
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I was the one who stood in the way of Azuma's double chan!
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| Azuma:
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I can tell how serious you are, Prince. I can't wait.
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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We will start at midnight when the children are asleep and silent.
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| Azuma:
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And then...it will be grown-up time.
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| Azuma:
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Hehe, I guess I can't let down my guard in front of a prince.
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| Citron:
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The mahjong table is a battlefield.
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| Guy - Zafra Ambassadors
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| Veludo Station
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| Citron:
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<What's on the schedule today, Guy?>
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| Guy:
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<Tea with the Japanese sweet shop owner, yoga with the rice shop owner...?
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| Citron:
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<I'm asking about your plans, not mine.>
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| Guy:
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<I am your attendant. Your plans are my plans.>
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| Veludo Park
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| Guy:
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<Japan has a variety of strange and unique mascot characters.>
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| Citron:
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<Mascots are an essential part of Japanese culture, you see.>
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| Citron:
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<I know! Why don't we make a mascot of my father?>
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| Guy:
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<Of his Majesty...?>
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| Veludo Library
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| Citron:
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Okay, Guy! No speaking in Zafran today, all right?
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| Guy:
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Understood.
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| Citron:
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Our skit turned into a manzai act because of our language mistakes!
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| Guy:
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My apologies. It is difficult for me to understand your Japanese sometimes.
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- ↑ Citron said Yakunitatsu that means useful or helpful and it sounds a bit like Yakiniku the meat dish.
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